Throwing a needle through glass.. I didn't even know this was possible. Not mine. Found while stumbling. Again. < Source. < Lighting a match in slow motio glass Crack needle monk kapow jinglebells slowmo
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - ostemad
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Shaolins are ******* awesome. They know and you know, that they could kill you in 2 sec. But they won't, because they train to enlighten themselves. The closest thing to a jedi on earth.
#18 to #11 - anon id: 69adf530
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No one can kill me. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
#73 to #18 - anon id: 668592c4
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lol, lot of newfag thumbing you down.
User avatar #120 to #73 - fedegon
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Because copypasta is always funny.
#115 to #73 - anon id: 6e1fe749
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ah shush now don't be a summer fag
#27 to #18 - anon id: b41d13c8
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*Guerrilla
#19 to #11 - anon id: 69adf530
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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****.
User avatar #79 to #11 - trojanmannn
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why the **** does middle left yoda look like the dog from a never ending story
#126 to #11 - squidamon
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Not to mention that they get kickass Shen Gong Wu
User avatar #35 to #11 - motherfuckingkenji
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I think there was a show on Cartoon Network with Xiaolin monks. Like, kids training to become them.
They had lots of showdowns using magical items.
I think it was called Ben 10.
#51 to #35 - jaysim
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Nah bro, It was Osmosis Joe
#53 to #51 - motherfuckingkenji
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I think you sort of accidentally the title.
#54 to #53 - jaysim
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haha oh well, that show came out when I was moving away from Cartoon network I could only vaguely remember the name.
#66 to #35 - conordalymcr
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#128 to #66 - Obot
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#76 to #35 - anon id: a68328d7
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that feel when I really like ben 10
User avatar #55 to #35 - misteranderson
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it was xiaolin showdown
#59 to #55 - motherfuckingkenji
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Nah, brah, it's totally Sheep in the Big City.
Nah, brah, it's totally Sheep in the Big City.
User avatar #13 to #11 - luiselvergas
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not to mention they can read minds
#17 to #11 - ieatglue
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be advised
User avatar #36 to #17 - charagrin
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Long necked alien swinging around a lightsaber. Whats the worst that could happen?
User avatar #113 to #36 - demcupcakes
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That comment just made my day
User avatar #9 - therealslim
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Chinese prisoners can kill you from across the courtyard through a window
#85 to #9 - anon id: 203fc46b
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NO. But tibet monks can if they ever put into one.
User avatar #49 to #9 - kirkbot
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they can also read minds
#14 - im the phear
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This.
This.
#70 to #14 - bahjy
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you're a genius
User avatar #129 to #14 - sadistikal
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*bonk*
User avatar #25 to #14 - ronyx
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is it kill?
User avatar #103 to #25 - niggerinagangbang **User deleted account**
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no.
#23 - gamercmp
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I believe this was on Mythbusters. The team enlist the help of perfect game thrower and San Francisco Giants ace Matt Cain and he could throw the needle through the glass but not without cracking or shattering the glass completely. His throwing speed with the needle was at 115 mph, so fast that the metal needle would bend and even shatter upon impact. Sorry, but this is fake.
User avatar #29 to #23 - bostpost
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If you go on their website, you'll see that they did the same thing with Cinematic glass, which is made from sugar. They managed to get that Monk effect that the bearded man below claims, which doesn't help the monks any...
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User avatar #42 to #23 - zappasc **User deleted account**
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I saw that episode, and was very dissapointed in the methods the mythbusters used.
Get a baseball player to do it? Why would a baseball player posses the techniuque this requires?
Sure he can throw hard but still it was soooo unscientific I lost faith in mythbusters,.
#24 to #23 - masterchiefawesome
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While your argument is valid, that guy in the gif looks like a shaolin monk. And i don't care how professional those professional throwers are, they ain't got **** on the shaolin monks
Also pic related, monk's FW
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#30 to #24 - anon id: ff351ff9
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You look like a religious moron, even when faced with facts you still latch on to ********.
#44 to #30 - envinite
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User avatar #47 to #24 - demandsgayversion
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They also shot it out of a pressurized tube and determined that the force needed to poke such a perfect hole is beyond human capabilities.

In other words, STOP IGNORING FACTS!
#50 - ledhendrix
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Comment Picture
#107 to #50 - longboarding
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psh, hold my beer
#86 to #50 - bigmanfifty
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and then I'm all like...
#91 to #86 - aulubear
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It's even more impressive when the GIF isn't reversed.
It's even more impressive when the GIF isn't reversed.
User avatar #92 to #91 - bigmanfifty
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what an astute observation! I didn't even notice
User avatar #58 - lovepain
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For all of you thinking its fake

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZbx7ee-oU
#62 to #58 - anon id: b2b7e331
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30 sec youtube ad, **** that
#64 to #62 - funnyjunkforlife
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ever heard of adblock? or you still using internet explorer you faggot
#72 to #64 - lobsternewburg
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User avatar #80 to #72 - exclamation
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I mean, look at his username
#81 to #64 - anon id: f845a70f
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huehue *adlblocks* mAsrter race!! LOOOOODAFLL
#125 to #58 - anon id: 3665e3eb
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Mother ******* better recognize
www.youtube.com/watch?&v=eW_97D0hLBc#t=72s
#84 - horridnanaa
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Axe through lynx
Axe through lynx
#94 to #84 - futt
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or for americans axe through axe.
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#98 to #95 - futt
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oh nice is it only lynx in england do you think? i didnt know that thanks have a thumb :D

#99 to #98 - opjoopie
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:P I think it's only england indeed.. And I have no idea why I just deleted that comment.. You know it's been a long day when you randomly delete your comments..
:P I think it's only england indeed.. And I have no idea why I just deleted that comment.. You know it's been a long day when you randomly delete your comments..
#100 to #99 - futt
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oh well ill just thumb this one then :P
#111 to #99 - jokingcargo
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England and Ireland....that general area...Franch too I think      
   
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England and Ireland....that general area...Franch too I think

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User avatar #127 to #98 - HypomanDan
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It is lynx in australia too
#28 - deathofnight
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qHL2PSpecI

Here is a video of some of this awesome **** (including the needle trowing)
#69 to #28 - popcornisland
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Crazy **************.
#75 to #28 - Xaftz
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Omg... when they bent the spears from the sharp point with their necks.
Omg... when they bent the spears from the sharp point with their necks.
#1 - dirgeofasimo
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>Throwing a needle throw glass
>a needle throw glass
>throw glass
#32 to #1 - anon id: 80d548bb
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What the **** are you talking about, faggot?
User avatar #63 to #32 - irvea
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About the title before OP fixed it.
#37 to #32 - anon id: eb0e9e16
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...edgy
User avatar #3 to #1 - iamlesexbomb [OP]
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Sorry about that. Thanks for pointing it out.
User avatar #4 to #3 - dirgeofasimo
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Anytime man. Wouldn't want something frontpage worthy have a grammatical error you know?
#6 to #4 - iamlesexbomb [OP]
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Awh, cheers dude!
Awh, cheers dude!
#7 to #6 - dirgeofasimo
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Cheers
Cheers
User avatar #40 - demandsgayversion
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They tested this on mythbusters, it's fake. They used a machine to shoot a needle at high speeds, it would take something physically impossible, even for a monk or pro baseball pitcher, for it to poke a perfect hole.
#96 to #40 - futt
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they just wanted to blow it up
#82 to #40 - tomthehippie
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Yes, because mythbusters took into account the fact that the guy who did this spends all his time practicing this kind of ****.

That is the problem with mythbusters when they try to break any martial arts myth, they never take into account the fact that the people who do this kind of thing dedicate their lives to it.

The human body is capable of far more than you'd think, but it takes an insane amount of dedication.
#48 to #40 - lordaurion
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Because Mythbusters is always right.