had my dick tucked in my waist band but then got my shirt lifted in front of my crush.....it was horrible and my face turn beat red. (she came up to me later and said "at least i know it's long enough to reach there").......i almost shat my pants
I d- why, I don't know! I just sort of guessed, really. Well.
Btw nice username. When you kept replying, I was like "huh, doctorque... what could that ever be a reference to?..." And then after I finally understood- EXCUSE ME, *guessed* that you are a huge fan of Dr. Who, then I did a mfw
Awesome. Well I'm gonna go listen to some Celtic music, and dig up my long-lost ancestry that's apparently pulling me to Scotland and Ireland. I sent you a friend request if I'm not wrong as well. Have a good day/night!
All those old movies from the 60s up to about the 90s, essentially Soviet-era movies, are all wonderful. Of course, only classics would survive the test of time, and this is definitely a classic.
Aww okay :/ There might be some jokes which only make sense in Russian, so I hope the subtitled version is good :/ The theatrics are good though :P And I mean real theatrics. There's a scene where two of the guys are running around the whole castle from the guards, with good old-fashioned trickery.
That moment when I went to my friends 18 year old birthday party and knocked out her 60 year old aunt on the dancefloor and sent her to the hospital with a concussion... she was in the hospital for two-three days
I more so regret things I didn't do rather than things I did do and was embarrassed about. Perhaps I should've stuck with football my freshmen year of High School, perhaps I should've revealed my true feelings to the girl I'm madly in love with but can't for she now has a boyfriend, perhaps I should've gone to more parties and actually had a social life instead of living indoors. All of these things I regret and I'm only 17. Now nearing the end of my High School career and nothing to show for it outside of academics. It's been my fear of ******* up that's prevented me from truly living and now I realize I've essentially been dead for the first 17 years of my life. Will I change? Nope... just going to stay here on funnyjunk bitching about how much motivation I lack.
From a Russian Movie called
Ivan Vassilyich: Back to the Future
About a time traveling scientist, thief, and actor
and when they go back in time, the Tsar of Russia comes to the present times and freaks the **** out and attacks people with his sword and ****
>be 12 in english class
>have pretty bad eyesight and sitting in back of classroom
>cant see what teacher is writing on whiteboard
>she says now what does this mean and points at some word
>says i should answer it because i havent said anything the whole class
>''ummm... it means like... i dont know''
>do you really dont know what this means?
>ummm no
the word was chair
mfw the whole class thought i was retarded
When I was 13, I once told an older girl I sold condoms to my school friends and I was alpha to try to persuade her to have sex with me, and my siblings were there and heard that, they laughed, but it was an awkward laugh, and after an uncomfortable moment, the girl just went and said nothing.
I just say this here because no one gives a **** .