alpha.

Sorry for the small outburst. Just can't handle people failing at the most simple things, even if they are kids.

Oh boy, are you going to love me.

That's a proboscis monkey.

Wrong, it's a nose with a monkey-like growth on it

Congratulations! You win nothing.

sorry, here's the link you're looking for.


www.youtube.com

That's the coolest fucking story i've ever heard in my life, can you tell it again, like seriously do you have the time to tell that story again?

Are you for real.

tf2 in a nutshell

9/10

Everyone does.

As I type this, I am in McDick's. A small child in front of me by two tables has thrown the most gigantic fit, thrown fries, nuggets, and apple juice everywhere, and hit other people with a tray.
I am happy you agree with me good sir

My little sister didn't stop crying until she was 3. She cried in her sleep, while she ate, it was unbelievable I also basically became a 14 year old dad because my mother worked all the time.
She is 15 now and I still haven't completely forgiven her.

I will NEVER have kids (intentionally).

If I must, I will have one. Two...seems to be fuckin asking for it. My parents can vouch for that, having raised me and two siblings

I have a natural immunity to almost every biological toxin so I hesitate to get a vasectomy but I REALLY don't want kids.

But that is supposed to mean someone really failed in whatever they were doing, you don't put it on an epic win

If you mean on the post, that wouldn't really work. If you managed to edit out the cake in his hand at the end maybe.

I figured have it pause on the bit where the cake is off the table, not show him catch it, and put the text.