How i flirt as a woman

if you are attractive this is very acceptable and i think all women should follow in your footsteps..

Here's the gif without the face

I love the face

scratch that if*

By the way... is he saying "C'mon, stop, please"?

I think so haha! Must be gay...

That...
Or that was a live broadcast that a huge percentage of US citizen probably watches.
And that they were just working off a script.

But you know...
He's probably gay.

That's... kinda what I was thinking. haha

God, I love that gif. Any idea where it's actually from?

You look like Harry Potter

I get that quite often. And from time to time, Edward Cullen. The latter being kind of depressing.

Haha you've got glasses :)

So every guy with glasses looks like Harry Potter? haha

Harry Potter is over now.

Well, you've reminded me to change my display, so good on ya.

Harry Potter is a book too.

I knoww. I never read them, though. Too many things get spoiled on the internet that makes reading it kinda pointless now.

Harryy Potter had a real success.

You seem to really like Harry Potter.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can hit it with a shovel and make some dog burgers.

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god damn...

I don't even know how to react to this...
Both the boy and girl...

I mean.. Why would you...

...

The shower is a safe place to slap your own ass.

That sounds delicious.

I'm like 90% sure that is spanky from the lil'rascals

Thank you, kind, lurking, gentleman.

You're welcome.

Most of them are.

But apparently not to you.

heh... open

There are already ''women'' like that. They're called sluts n' whores.

Sense of humor= slut

sigh.

Clearly, when he say's "open like that" he means a woman that's easy to get into her pants.

Think he means a woman who is comfortable enough with herself that she can be comfortable in making jokes like this.

I was actually making a double pun.

I was saying that it would be nice if women were more comfortable, as you said. And was sincere.

I also was making a pun about them being "open", as in a slut. But that was a complete joke, and it seems like the only people who saw that part, took it way too seriously.

Every day people, making double entendres? Wut

dem sweetrolls

Amazing roll

mass effect thread?

fucking Garrus is the shit he always come with me on my missions

The only Masseffect thing I have.

Damn it shepard.

im lonely

Shine bright like a Doitsu

If you gave me those eyes I would fuck you. But then again I enjoy bestiality.

I would fuck you too vivi

Or this?

This gif was in synch with the pink panther theme playing on my tv

Awesome as fuck man. Classy motherfucker right here guys ^^

Is she trying to period on him or something?

dude, wat.

Reported.

why im single ^