Asians. THE FUTURE.
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Asians

THE FUTURE

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User avatar #11 - HaloDiego (03/02/2013) [+] (16 replies)
what if you trip and it moves to your head and breaks your neck
#50 - mattdoggy (03/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>get a few dozen of these garbage cans   
>stand in the middle of the open room and masturbate furiously    
>wait as long as i can so i have a maximum load   
>when i'm ready i start spinning around as fast as i can   
>i skeet in well placed shots all over   
>the cans swarm around trying to catch the main body of each skeet    
>they bump into each other fighting to be the one to receive my juices   
>like the days of old in Rome i admire my gladiatoral competitors    
>as i go in circles i produce multiple shots confusing them even further   
>utter chaos and semen rains down on them like a sticky winter rain   
>as i finish up i find the one who has captured the most semen is selected   
>he is the victor and shall live in luxury in my kitchen or at the foot of my bed   
>the loser with little to none shall be dropped off in the ghetto and be left to its fate   
>i will keep this up and later set the victors against each other   
>eventually when the last 2 are left i will bring them home and let them live in peace together as a happy couple   
>the wedding will be short and simple but their life will be grand and long
>get a few dozen of these garbage cans
>stand in the middle of the open room and masturbate furiously
>wait as long as i can so i have a maximum load
>when i'm ready i start spinning around as fast as i can
>i skeet in well placed shots all over
>the cans swarm around trying to catch the main body of each skeet
>they bump into each other fighting to be the one to receive my juices
>like the days of old in Rome i admire my gladiatoral competitors
>as i go in circles i produce multiple shots confusing them even further
>utter chaos and semen rains down on them like a sticky winter rain
>as i finish up i find the one who has captured the most semen is selected
>he is the victor and shall live in luxury in my kitchen or at the foot of my bed
>the loser with little to none shall be dropped off in the ghetto and be left to its fate
>i will keep this up and later set the victors against each other
>eventually when the last 2 are left i will bring them home and let them live in peace together as a happy couple
>the wedding will be short and simple but their life will be grand and long
#8 - miscarriage ONLINE (03/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Can it read minds?
Can it read minds?
User avatar #181 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
TRASH CANS CAN READ MINDS!
#67 - fredeminator (03/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Things that indicates that you suck at throwing:

1. Invent this.
#56 - betars ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Falls down accidentally
>The rim of the trash bin meets with your neck
>Slices your neck and decapitates you

User avatar #22 - maskedguardianmkii (03/02/2013) [-]
"Hey Bobby - check out this hookshot."
"... You fucking cheater."
#97 - aluminiumfoil ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what if i was to drop...two items
User avatar #31 - twatmissile (03/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
anyone else catch the weirder details of the gif like why the guy is dressed like hes going to a wedding or why the guy in the background is wearing a surgical mask?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thecopyninja ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
a large majority of japanese people who live in the larger cities such as tokyo wear surgical masks do to the heavy smog, its to help filter the air.
#44 - cannibislover (03/02/2013) [-]
>Friend and I come home drunk as fuck
>Can barely even stand
>"Hey dude i betcha $50 I can throw this in that garbage can across the room"
>Repeat
>Profit?
#41 - hatermrtroll (03/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #899772 at Friendly ** who i will bang while this gif loads
User avatar #171 - messerauditore (03/02/2013) [-]
Now even their trashcans read minds...
User avatar #228 - tarnis ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
so i heard asian trash cans can read minds.
#143 - beep (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What will happen if you throw 2 trash?
What will happen if you throw 2 trash?
#6 - N. Korean citizen (03/01/2013) [-]
This would be extremely useful in a bar bathroom, where you would just walk in and start peeing and the toilet would move so you don't miss.
#147 - dubslao (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is why we should fear a war with Japan.
This is why we should fear a war with Japan.
#159 to #151 - onkii (03/02/2013) [-]
SO... MUCH... CLOGGING!!
#156 - carnageboy (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yes Yes Yes... i w8ed so long for a Asian post just to post this
Yes Yes Yes... i w8ed so long for a Asian post just to post this
#38 - locodominicano (03/02/2013) [-]
#205 - moustachefingers (03/02/2013) [-]
Trashcans can actually read minds!
User avatar #166 - jelatinman (03/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY CONTROL OUR TRASH!

Seriously, you have to understand how awful this tragedy will be! They could use all of their trash cans to make a giant trashcan robot! IMAGINE THE POSSIBLE TAKEOVER OF OUR WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

SPREAD THE WORD! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
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