| Home | RSS Feeds |
| Funny Pictures | Funny Videos |
| Funny GIFs | YouTube Videos |
| Text/Links | Comic Editor |
| User Rankings | Channels |
| Copyright Removal Request | |
| |
Asians
THE FUTURE
Tags: nigger
| |
what if you trip and it moves to your head and breaks your neck
#50
-
mattdoggy (03/02/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
>get a few dozen of these garbage cans
>stand in the middle of the open room and masturbate furiously
>wait as long as i can so i have a maximum load
>when i'm ready i start spinning around as fast as i can
>i skeet in well placed shots all over
>the cans swarm around trying to catch the main body of each skeet
>they bump into each other fighting to be the one to receive my juices
>like the days of old in Rome i admire my gladiatoral competitors
>as i go in circles i produce multiple shots confusing them even further
>utter chaos and semen rains down on them like a sticky winter rain
>as i finish up i find the one who has captured the most semen is selected
>he is the victor and shall live in luxury in my kitchen or at the foot of my bed
>the loser with little to none shall be dropped off in the ghetto and be left to its fate
>i will keep this up and later set the victors against each other
>eventually when the last 2 are left i will bring them home and let them live in peace together as a happy couple
>the wedding will be short and simple but their life will be grand and long
>stand in the middle of the open room and masturbate furiously
>wait as long as i can so i have a maximum load
>when i'm ready i start spinning around as fast as i can
>i skeet in well placed shots all over
>the cans swarm around trying to catch the main body of each skeet
>they bump into each other fighting to be the one to receive my juices
>like the days of old in Rome i admire my gladiatoral competitors
>as i go in circles i produce multiple shots confusing them even further
>utter chaos and semen rains down on them like a sticky winter rain
>as i finish up i find the one who has captured the most semen is selected
>he is the victor and shall live in luxury in my kitchen or at the foot of my bed
>the loser with little to none shall be dropped off in the ghetto and be left to its fate
>i will keep this up and later set the victors against each other
>eventually when the last 2 are left i will bring them home and let them live in peace together as a happy couple
>the wedding will be short and simple but their life will be grand and long
"Hey Bobby - check out this hookshot."
"... You fucking cheater."
"... You fucking cheater."
anyone else catch the weirder details of the gif like why the guy is dressed like hes going to a wedding or why the guy in the background is wearing a surgical mask?
#41
-
hatermrtroll (03/02/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #899772 at Friendly ** who i will bang while this gif loads
#6
-
N. Korean citizen (03/01/2013) [-]
This would be extremely useful in a bar bathroom, where you would just walk in and start peeing and the toilet would move so you don't miss.
#156
-
carnageboy (03/02/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
Yes Yes Yes... i w8ed so long for a Asian post just to post this
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY CONTROL OUR TRASH!
Seriously, you have to understand how awful this tragedy will be! They could use all of their trash cans to make a giant trashcan robot! IMAGINE THE POSSIBLE TAKEOVER OF OUR WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
SPREAD THE WORD! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
Seriously, you have to understand how awful this tragedy will be! They could use all of their trash cans to make a giant trashcan robot! IMAGINE THE POSSIBLE TAKEOVER OF OUR WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
SPREAD THE WORD! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!