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User avatar #37 - lolryzaxx ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
>be 15 like girl
>she likes me
>tell her i like her
>she goes out with my friend 3 days later
User avatar #50 to #37 - dagreatmax (02/27/2013) [-]
>be 16
>right after school I decided to ask out this really cute girl
>I'm waiting at the bus stop because, there is a bus stop that is close to my house and her house so I decided to wait there.
>she shows up at the bus stop near my school, i'm shocked and happy
>she is close to me and tells me "listen, I um... wanted to umm... this is going to be weird ha... umm i wanted to know if you ever wanted to go out!" I replied "sure sure! that's exactly what I was going to ask you"
>Dat smile, I thought she was really hot now with her smile
>fast forward to 18 years old
>we decide to have a sexy time
>her parents are gone for the whole week omfgbbq fk yeah!!!
>we start by kissing on her bed, she has her hand on my chest and slowly brings it down to my male member i do the same with her, i have my hand on her chest and bring it down to her pussy
>she plays with my dick a little bit and sliders her hand in my pants, i had that "i just jizzed in my pants" face
>fast forward past the bj, i insert it in
>the feeling OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LAWD!
>it goes in and out, in and out.
>and bam premature spaghetti
User avatar #38 to #37 - wigglezxd (02/27/2013) [-]
Not as bad as me.
>Be 16
>Meet girl through friend of 11 years
>Like girl, think she's cool, she's into video games and **** like me
>Ask girl out after knowing her for like a week
>She says yes
>We go out, have a ton of fun
>Two days later I ask her if she wants to go out again
>Nope, I have a boyfriend now.
>Now 17 and we're still friends, her third boyfriend since then giving her all kinds of ****
>hahahaha that's what you get bitch.

Man that story sucked. True stories always suck.
#45 to #38 - apocalypticburrito (02/27/2013) [-]
>be 14    
>meet girl    
>decide to try it    
>i ask if she wants to hang out    
>it goes ok   
>she refuses to let me pay for meal    
>later ask if she wants to go out for real    
>says no    
>new kid at school    
>insta friend him   
>he and her fight with each other alot    
>after half a year or so    
>leave school    
>a couple weeks later they are both dating   
>MFW i found out cause she was sad they broke up, it happens every few months.
>be 14
>meet girl
>decide to try it
>i ask if she wants to hang out
>it goes ok
>she refuses to let me pay for meal
>later ask if she wants to go out for real
>says no
>new kid at school
>insta friend him
>he and her fight with each other alot
>after half a year or so
>leave school
>a couple weeks later they are both dating
>MFW i found out cause she was sad they broke up, it happens every few months.
User avatar #55 to #45 - xapplemanx (02/27/2013) [-]
>be 13
>like girl
>she wants to get to know me
>suddenly likes my friend
>they date for 3 weeks
>break up
>a month later or so she starts talking to me (in skype)
>i ask her if she wants to do something on the weekend
>she says maybe if im not busy
> *************** .jpg
>ask her next day if she can make it
>she says no
> **** this **** i tried twice
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#43 to #38 - lolryzaxx ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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well its all good she was a skinny bitch i could probably accidently brake her.
User avatar #56 to #47 - nicoquitemad (02/27/2013) [-]
Bitches love driving stick.
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