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    #37 - lolryzaxx
    Reply+5
    (02/27/2013)[-]
    >be 15 like girl
    >she likes me
    >tell her i like her
    >she goes out with my friend 3 days later
    User avatar#50 to #37 - dagreatmax
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    (02/27/2013)[-]
    >be 16
    >right after school I decided to ask out this really cute girl
    >I'm waiting at the bus stop because, there is a bus stop that is close to my house and her house so I decided to wait there.
    >she shows up at the bus stop near my school, i'm shocked and happy
    >she is close to me and tells me "listen, I um... wanted to umm... this is going to be weird ha... umm i wanted to know if you ever wanted to go out!" I replied "sure sure! that's exactly what I was going to ask you"
    >Dat smile, I thought she was really hot now with her smile
    >fast forward to 18 years old
    >we decide to have a sexy time
    >her parents are gone for the whole week omfgbbq fk yeah!!!
    >we start by kissing on her bed, she has her hand on my chest and slowly brings it down to my male member i do the same with her, i have my hand on her chest and bring it down to her pussy
    >she plays with my dick a little bit and sliders her hand in my pants, i had that "i just jizzed in my pants" face
    >fast forward past the bj, i insert it in
    >the feeling OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LAWD!
    >it goes in and out, in and out.
    >and bam premature spaghetti
    User avatar#38 to #37 - wigglezxd
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    (02/27/2013)[-]
    Not as bad as me.
    >Be 16
    >Meet girl through friend of 11 years
    >Like girl, think she's cool, she's into video games and **** like me
    >Ask girl out after knowing her for like a week
    >She says yes
    >We go out, have a ton of fun
    >Two days later I ask her if she wants to go out again
    >Nope, I have a boyfriend now.
    >Now 17 and we're still friends, her third boyfriend since then giving her all kinds of ****
    >hahahaha that's what you get bitch.

    Man that story sucked. True stories always suck.
    #45 to #38 - apocalypticburrito
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    (02/27/2013)[-]
    >be 14    
>meet girl    
>decide to try it    
>i ask if she wants to hang out    
>it goes ok   
>she refuses to let me pay for meal    
>later ask if she wants to go out for real    
>says no    
>new kid at school    
>insta friend him   
>he and her fight with each other alot    
>after half a year or so    
>leave school    
>a couple weeks later they are both dating   
>MFW i found out cause she was sad they broke up, it happens every few months.
    >be 14
    >meet girl
    >decide to try it
    >i ask if she wants to hang out
    >it goes ok
    >she refuses to let me pay for meal
    >later ask if she wants to go out for real
    >says no
    >new kid at school
    >insta friend him
    >he and her fight with each other alot
    >after half a year or so
    >leave school
    >a couple weeks later they are both dating
    >MFW i found out cause she was sad they broke up, it happens every few months.
    User avatar#55 to #45 - xapplemanx
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    (02/27/2013)[-]
    >be 13
    >like girl
    >she wants to get to know me
    >suddenly likes my friend
    >they date for 3 weeks
    >break up
    >a month later or so she starts talking to me (in skype)
    >i ask her if she wants to do something on the weekend
    >she says maybe if im not busy
    >***************.jpg
    >ask her next day if she can make it
    >she says no
    >**** this **** i tried twice
    #44 to #38 - apocalypticburrito
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    #43 to #38 - lolryzaxx
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    #47 to #43 - Dwarf
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    User avatar#56 to #47 - nicoquitemad
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    (02/27/2013)[-]
    Bitches love driving stick.
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