Dogs go through flap door. last night, I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through su
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Dogs go through flap door

last night, I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.
[2/23/2013 8:20:11 PM] TredBear: I had the weirdest dream last night, I dreamed that I was gay, and m y mom was okay with it, so then she dropped me off at this clup for gays, not a party clup, but like a meeting clup, so when I entered the place, they all welcomed me and gave me hugs, I felt pretty happy. There was this one gay that seeemed to like me, and he gave me kisses on the cheek. To be honest, I kinda enjoyed that dream, even though I am straight.

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#3 - zukowashere (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP is having some very sexual dreams.



I haven't remembered my dreams in years.
#7 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
Dat perfect loop...
User avatar #6 - scramf ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Come to Ottawa. There is a porn convention going on called the "Sexapaloooza". I keep hearing about it on the radio. Last year Ron Jeremy was there supposedly. No futurama tubes and bestiality though. Just plain old porn stars.
User avatar #4 - juggalotank (02/25/2013) [-]
i feel bad for the last one to get through, he kept getting pushed aside.

Also, dog race from Majora's Mask.
User avatar #2 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Guess you could say...

They were hounding to get through
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