Do you even lift?

>Skyrim jokes

That's cute, I took a nuke to the everything.

I took a genocide and 50,000 years of isolation to the galaxy.

I know that feel bro

Ditems is that you?

ditems?

Dad.dy
Ad.min changed ad.dy to items.

wow what a fucker

he also changed ad.man so posting feelsbitems.jpg has a certain effect

i took a blade to the chest.

*new Skyrim guard dialogue* i'm not even joking.

Sorry, just instantly thought of this...

I've got an issue with this .gif.
They're not arrows, they're spears. And they aren't in his knees.

You could gif that entire "fight" scene...

You fool, no arrow can penetrate......THE BRONZE KNEECAP!

>Daedric bow


Bro, do you even Dragon Smithing?

Seriously Mirmulnir, I don't want you to die bro, you're my bro.

Bro.

Mirmulnir is the dragon he's looting so your bro is dead bro....

Actually, we just got wi-fi up here in dragon paradise. Thanks for caring Dovahkiin, you really showed you were my friend when you drove that blade through my chest.

A health potion increases your HP. The potions of healing, well, do as they're named. I play too much Skyrim.

You are correct good sir

Or just wait.

eat carrots. 100 of them.

Or he could just, you know, wait an hour.

Real men never have to upgrade their health or use health potions.

I'm not judging, but why are there so many dragon-fetishists here? I've noticed a few.

Well, why not?

No reason why not, everyone has their thing. I personally like feet.

Yupp.

**Dwarf rolls Cleveland Brown** S'wrong witchu?

Question of my life. Not one any of us shall be answering soon, eh?

Is your vagina/ass wider than a whale's mouth?

Not yet, I haven't bought any yet.

Get the big one. And post in NSFW

Then find a fucking dragon, cut his dick off, and you're done.

I'd rather use it while attached. And if you could just point to the nearest dragon, that'd be great.

Go outside. Go left. Turn right in 200 feet.
recalculating...

Know where I can get vids of dragons fucking cars?

If I knew, I'd tell you.

Thanks bb. <3

**schneidend rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at A Golden Gaytime ** What I will do to Nazeem next time I see his stupid face...

BRUTAL

I hate magic in Skyrim, I never use it.

That's not even challenging unless it's on like Master difficulty
I know this because my character is a Nord warrior, and Nord's don't use magic

I'm using an Orc.

I always go argonian. Through game-play I go with a thief/assassin path, focusing on one-handed/archery. Later down the line I go into conjuration and enchanting. Working on smiting the entire game. At the end I double enchant a set of dragon scale Armour. the things I always neglect
-heavy armour
-two handed
-block
-restoration
-alteration (too much of a bitch to level up)

I'm going similar, only using Shouts and Two-Handed weapons to kill dudes. Still using Enchantment, but I've forbidden myself from enchanting any +Enchanting or +Smithing gear.

I'm doing similar, except I'm avoiding any weapons or armor except for Dragon Priest masks and staves.

Seizure Party!

i don't have a problem with Tom Hiddleston or Loki,but this is bullshit.

i posted that before i realized what was happening.

it's okay,but just.....don't do it again,please

Do you?