How to remove snow from the roof

idk man, this seems to work faster

This is far more efficient

hardmode reaps it's own rewards

This more fun and more efficient

but that looks so much funnier

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Hey, if he wasn't being surly and berating you how would you know he loves you?

In hindsight, burying your murder victims on the roof is a very bad idea.

How much would it suck if you were just walking by there minding your own business and then all that just falls on your head.

i was expecting the snow to pile up like Tetris

were it

were it really

guise. look what did you. you accidentally the entire english grammar.

**im a faggot who ruins jokes because he doesn't see the point

Calm down John Calhoun. How I know this... I don't know.

it still am pretty good

how good were it?

Okay that works, but that hurts me.

was*

and not a single fj army comment. i'm so proud

Well when it snow's occasionally that snow lands on the roof of houses. That apparatus is to clear the snow from the roof of houses.

Source: Canadian

but who invented it and how and why? well actually the why is pretty clear but how

Well I'm not sure who, but it looks like the person who invented it used a broken pool skimmer attached to a slip and slide.

When it snows and theres no wind to blow it off rooftops theres a danger that with enough snow the roof could collapse, so this thing cleans snow off roofs

snow sucks anyway.
you grab a handfull, it morphs into the shape of a pistol grip in your hand, and you throw it at people. it also tastes incredible.

not the yellow snow...

the brown snow does.

i saw yellow snow that said John in cursive once.

Woah I'm really tired right now.

I read the "And while your pants struggle to support the heavier you, your roof struggles to support" part as "Your pants and while struggle heavier to support, your roof"

I do thank you sir

you gonna hit a lick on those bricks and go ham on it?

more than the rise/run of the roof is involved, obviously, or the snow would remove itself off of the roof as you said.The snow does not always remove itself, as you can see, and only in certain states are houses built to have a roof that's up to code to support the weight of standing snow on the roof. Even then, you still get the occasional collapse. Thus, the reason why this device(basically a slip 'n' slide with a frame that uses running water to melt and slip the snow off your roof) is made and sold.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlmx2HYENB4

allow me to explain.... his profile picture is of a single purple line, so while it appears he was continuing the reply chain started by anonymous, he was actually referring to the weird snow rake thing in the .gif

... Fuck.

Dammit, guess I fell for it.