Asians once again. .. But can they read minds? Asians once again But can they read minds?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - Mojake
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But can they read minds?
#136 to #3 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#92 to #3 - anon id: 664f8f25
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY FART LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can suck beverages into their anal passage and launch it back out again with breakneck forces, this is the absolute truth!
the former president of toyota discovered that the appendix serves the purpose to give asians the ability to suck objects into their anus like a vacuum in order to ingest food and excrete it out of their mouth. this was confirmed when his secretary, mishi miyamoto, was performing an anus massage which stimulated his appendix and caused it to suck in a nearby cup of sake. moments later, unexpected flatulance propelled the liquid into mishi's face along with the glass, requiring hospital treatment.

it seems too good to be true, but this is 100% legitimate! the same practice was tested on a worker from the l'oréal factory in clichy, france, and the same results were not recorded. the tested patient instead received a chronic yeast infection after the pepsi max used fermented in his rectum as he was unable to excrete the liquid.

former president of toyota, kanji fukawalakawi fujikawa, stated that this new phenomenon can be used to develop further solutions, such as the hypothetical hybrid flatulance engine which is proposed to start development in late 2014. the user of the vehicles imposed with this type of engine will fart into a hole in their seat, causing forceful traction in the wheels and therefore moving the car. this model is expected to only come available in japan, china and eastern parts of russia.

this is not a lie!!!!!!!!!!! tell your friends!!!!!! the world must know!!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE!!!!!
#201 to #92 - simfar
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love it

9/10 nearly good enough to be in professional engineer magazine
#280 to #92 - dirtyharold
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the fact that you have this saved in the recesses of your brain is just wrong
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User avatar #50 to #3 - badsamaritan
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yes
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User avatar #308 to #137 - rockamekishiko
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WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
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#11 - hewhoepicfails
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Holy ****, the anons were right! They DO read minds!

Propane Jesus save us all!
#14 to #11 - onkii
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#81 to #14 - dtowngangsta
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thanks for the pic    
have cake
thanks for the pic
have cake
User avatar #190 to #81 - oishiine
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That looks like mousse
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User avatar #226 to #190 - dtowngangsta
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Thanks for pointing that out, I've never had it before. It looks "light".
#216 to #11 - slikmonkey
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#34 to #11 - propanejesus
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And i shall my son, come through the propane gates of heaven.
#282 to #34 - dirtyharold
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User avatar #1 - pwoneill
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God damned asians! WHY WONT THEY SHARE THE CHEAT CODES WITH THE REST OF US!?!?!?!?
User avatar #253 to #1 - rollwave
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Because we won't share the launch codes with them.
User avatar #316 to #253 - pwoneill
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Fair trade...

Who needs launch codes once we unlock invincibility and Mind read?
#61 - SemiAnon
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And none of you would believe they could actually read minds.
And none of you would believe they could actually read minds.
#247 - drroxxo
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I guess this is how reading each others minds come in handy.
I guess this is how reading each others minds come in handy.
#250 to #247 - mantou
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what is this gif?
#252 to #250 - theoddanon
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freedom
User avatar #260 to #250 - fishoutofwater
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WTF Japan Eagle Dance on youtube. What you see in that gif is pretty much the entire video
#94 - KievLeviathan
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You American sports fans can't do this?
You rack disciprine
User avatar #101 to #94 - mynameislego
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half of american sports fans don't even know most of the rules to the sports that they are watching. i'm american and I spend most of my time while watching american football explaining everything to friends, that claim to be 'fans' so doing this is out of the question. also, most of the time everybody is entirely too intoxicated to even cheer coherently.
User avatar #113 to #101 - SebyMeister
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All my respects for you sir
#73 - curbed
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And yet they still drive like ****.
And yet they still drive like ****.
#74 to #73 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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#75 to #74 - curbed
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#80 to #75 - imwithme
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is this guy playing a hunter? bah, my wow nerdness shows
User avatar #82 to #80 - uurtu
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more like a blood dk
#26 - cumsinbucket
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better?
better?
User avatar #30 to #26 - Jesusnipples
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It's reversed.
User avatar #38 to #30 - cumsinbucket
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no ****
#100 to #30 - buttinspecter
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#255 - xchocolatethunderx
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User avatar #262 to #255 - dasbruno
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**dasbruno rolls 204** Your mother sharts herself.
User avatar #266 to #255 - megustan
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**megustan rolls 095** Aliens.
#269 to #255 - anon id: 4628f889
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**anonymous rolls 921** chocolate thunder sounds pretty good
User avatar #272 to #255 - datgermanguy
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**datgermanguy rolls 253** the molemen invade the surface
User avatar #273 to #255 - clownsplosion
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**clownsplosion rolls 464**

Valve goes bankrupt.
User avatar #275 to #255 - Hyperman
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**Hyperman rolls 095** What could possibly go wrong?
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User avatar #288 to #276 - thegrimreaver
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Disaster not found.
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User avatar #283 to #255 - disies
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**disies rolls 468** History Channel take over all channels
User avatar #286 to #255 - isomeras
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**isomeras rolls 674**

A giant dickslaps everyone to death.
User avatar #287 to #255 - thegrimreaver
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**thegrimreaver rolls 293**

Snooki gets elected President of the United States.
User avatar #290 to #255 - matuemco
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**matuemco rolls 415** HItler comes back to life and will rule all the world
User avatar #309 to #255 - richardw
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**richardw rolls 498** a giant marshmallow man invades new york and dr who and doctor brown take it out
#312 to #255 - xchocolatethunderx
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**xchocolatethunderx rolls 843**
No more sex.
User avatar #321 to #255 - gothdino
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**gothdino rolls 041**
Something really bad, like another M.night movie.
#258 to #255 - sweetninja
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#256 to #255 - anon id: a6f5fb26
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**anonymous rolls 533** The final religious war.
#278 to #255 - macaquatic
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**macaquatic rolls 005** /b/ greentexts come true
User avatar #296 to #255 - lordnerevar
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**lordnerevar rolls 404**
404 errors spread like wildfire, despite what type of computer or program is being used.
#300 to #296 - fansinatra
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What have I just witnessed?
What have I just witnessed?
#306 to #300 - lordnerevar
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Hey man, my jimmies are just as rustled. Am i.... Am i the Harbinger of this catastrophe? D:
User avatar #298 to #296 - lordnerevar
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Holy ****. Do you think this is a sign..?
#301 to #296 - maxsexington
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This is the closest..my mind can come to a reaction of such awesome