MFW. Trimmin' the ole pubes before a big date.. when she finds out you have scissors for hands
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#2 - miketheemo (02/20/2013) [-]
when she finds out you have scissors for hands
when she finds out you have scissors for hands
User avatar #4 - CPforPB (02/20/2013) [-]
sweet jesus im watching this on tv right now :L
User avatar #6 to #4 - gentlemanofbacon (02/20/2013) [-]
#1 - cranialpleasure (02/20/2013) [-]
HA HA...dangley parts
User avatar #13 - mylazy (02/21/2013) [-]
I kept waiting to see what the hair looks like at the end, but he just keeps cutting.
#11 - applescryatnight (02/21/2013) [-]
ive only seen this movie once in my life a really long time ago. so what was up with his hands? did he have any or were they just scissors?
#12 to #11 - mralice (02/21/2013) [-]
Its kind of weird... Some old guy was "creating" him, but died before he could finish creating his hands and giving them to him. The scissors were meant to be only temporary, until the real hands were made.

Why scissors in the first place? Well, the old man got the idea to create him when he saw a cookie robot in the beginning of the movie. the cookie robot had scissors for hands. I guess the old man didnt expect his creation to be so successful maybe? Not too sure... The beginning of the movie is really vague, and this is all mostly guessing.
#9 - cumsinbucket (02/21/2013) [-]
I've shaved my balls multiple times just for me cause no woman will have me except the fleshlights so I guess I shave for the fleshlights. That's besides the point don't use scissors they slow you down.
#8 - John Cena (02/21/2013) [-]
i just read two posts in a row about fisting with two hand and thought "boy i hope the next one isn't as well". Then I saw this. Goodness i hope this character will never have anything to do with fisting.
User avatar #5 - gentlemanofbacon (02/20/2013) [-]
that movie is on E4 right now!
User avatar #3 - kolimm **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
im completely bald
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