Green light!

When my dad had to slaughter all of my chickens because they all became insane and carnivores, one of them fell onto the ground and somehow managed to chase me. It was headless, I had nightmares for weeks. Whenever I watch chicken run I secretly hope all of the chickens die horribly in a fire. Fuck chickens.

=( it was just one chicken why you gotta hate all of us.... that's racist.

Fuck geese, man. Those are some mean motherfuckers.

That is why I always go to the pond armed now.

Indeed they are. As children, my siblings, cousins and I used to play a little game with their temper.
We'd piss them off (usually one of the older boys would kick them), and we'd RUN LIKE THE WIND. Pretty much just had to outrun the youngest of us hooligans.

i keep getting the morbid thought of what would happen if the duckling ran too fast and he accidentally stepped on it.

That was a great .gif thank you for that.

Bwahaha! Love it!

that's a duck.

I know. I knew the moment I hit reply... But it was too late

It's a Mallard.

"its not a fish, its a tang"

Well, that's my profile pic... and it's relevant..

*that was

**somenerd rolled a random image posted in comment #3020127 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Would you like to shoot him now or later?