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abstract (02/16/2013) [-] Whenever I'm telling a story and people stop listening, I just end it with "and then I found ten dollars". I saw this on some comedian's routine who's name I forgot but have been doing this ever since.
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nengcaste **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
First after years of studying and mastering the art of Kung Fu, I was able to get a black belt. I went on a trip to Vietnam shortly after. In Vietnam I found a senior citizen who had seen the war and somehow knew most of it's secrets. He gave me a map with a code on it. I decoded it and found out it was co-ordinates somewhere in North America. I followed the coordinates and found area 51. I hacked my way to the inside and was able to use my awesome kung fu prowess to disarm the security guards and disable all security systems. I made my way to deepest part and found an alien floating in a jar, I set him free and helped him find his ship. I had to destroy several tanks and disable a thermo nuclear bomb. As the alien was about t leave, he telepathically thanked me and gave me wisdom of the future.
and then I found $50
First after years of studying and mastering the art of Kung Fu, I was able to get a black belt. I went on a trip to Vietnam shortly after. In Vietnam I found a senior citizen who had seen the war and somehow knew most of it's secrets. He gave me a map with a code on it. I decoded it and found out it was co-ordinates somewhere in North America. I followed the coordinates and found area 51. I hacked my way to the inside and was able to use my awesome kung fu prowess to disarm the security guards and disable all security systems. I made my way to deepest part and found an alien floating in a jar, I set him free and helped him find his ship. I had to destroy several tanks and disable a thermo nuclear bomb. As the alien was about t leave, he telepathically thanked me and gave me wisdom of the future.
and then I found $50
