That moment when when you realise

if i remember, i'm so doing this.

First after years of studying and mastering the art of Kung Fu, I was able to get a black belt. I went on a trip to Vietnam shortly after. In Vietnam I found a senior citizen who had seen the war and somehow knew most of it's secrets. He gave me a map with a code on it. I decoded it and found out it was co-ordinates somewhere in North America. I followed the coordinates and found area 51. I hacked my way to the inside and was able to use my awesome kung fu prowess to disarm the security guards and disable all security systems. I made my way to deepest part and found an alien floating in a jar, I set him free and helped him find his ship. I had to destroy several tanks and disable a thermo nuclear bomb. As the alien was about t leave, he telepathically thanked me and gave me wisdom of the future.
and then I found $50

wrong pic

Ahh, I heard that from my math teacher.

I just stop talking and look visibly pissed. Then when one person notices i go back to a neutral facial expression and people tell me to finish.

I deny ever starting a story in the first place

When someone interrupts me I say "Oh sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?" Works every time, and sometimes gets a chuckle from the crowd.

Haha that's good. I'll have to do that.

How the hell did my comment get 77 thumbs?! Awesome!

what i do is keep repeating the last few words i said until they shut the fuck up, then give them the death stare

Don't tell boring stories

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And today is the day I regret not being able to read/understand German/dutch.

its dutch , and the comments are almost all going about dudes who got their dick ready for sucking !

9/10 sexual comments , no name :(

and i'm pretty sure OPs loves you too

How do you facial a girl "so hard"? lol

Can you explain the process? Hove you done this before? Please explain.

That picture.... Yikes...

mila kunis

wouldn't orcs be more of a equivalent to jætter?

orcs are more like how we imagine they look, since we're affected by Lotr and fantazy.
but 'irl'/according to mythology, they were magical creatures, some sizechanging, some elemental in nature but almost all are incredible powerfull (Odin's mother was jætte/jötunn/Giant).
- there's a reason Thor feels better with his magic-strength enhancing belt and his iconic (and super overpowered) Mjølner fighting them.

and the word Giant is often used, to describe monsters of humanoid apperance, with amazing strength, changeble in sizes and abilities. Often depicted as the mythocal God's enemy (like greek or the christian Goliath)