Time To Feed My Pet Tiger

pet shark?

pet sharks with lasers on their heads

frikin* sharks with frikin* lazer beams attached to their frikin* heads

It's the most risky thing you can ever do. They're the most aggressive of any big cat, Cheetahs aren't as much as a threat.

But it would be awesome :3

True. Ligers are pretty cool too, also they're fucking gigantic.

The average Tiger is bigger than the average Lion in both size and weight. But I agree, they are pretty cool.

I don't think you understand how hard I have hurr durred. All I could see was Lion.

I think you'll ind leopards are probably the scariest. They can't be tamed unlike cheetahs, tigers and lions. They have an almost schizophrenic nature where you could be petting one and a second later it could be tearing your throat out. Also the fact they can stand like 5 feet away from you and be almost invisible is scary as shit.

Just like a housecat.

except when a housecat bites you, you don't usually die

The schizophrenic nature is about right though.

What about an ocelot?

Nah, you look closely, you can see it rise out of the pool of water. Notice how wet the fur is.

Still, tiger coming up from the water looks pretty damn badass in and of itself.

hahahah that would be cool

Well, if you eat at Taco Bell, then yes, it is fast as shit.

reason number 56 why you wouldn't survive in the jungle

Well yeah... It's a FUCKING tiger.

i posted that before in the original and had the HD pic but my computer broke and lost all my pics. look up tiger hug on google though you'll probbly find it. its also on tumblr

Flagged for porn. I've never seen that many pussies on a man.

That was terrible, I'm sorry

No harm, it gave me a slight chuckle.

Hell I don't care, it was a pretty awesome 3 seconds.

because being eaten alive only takes three seconds

Still takes a good 20 to 60 seconds to bleed out from that depending how bad the cut is

Plus carnivores eat their pray alive when ever possible. They bite the back of the neck to break it, the goal is to cause paralysis. This way your immune system keeps your meat healthy so they don't get sick.

worth it. tigers are the shit.

it's not even 3 seconds his, run. maybe 1 or 2

Look at his eyes when he opens them, what the fuck

I think most cats have a second pair of eyelids.

Cats have two sets of eyelids, humans used to also, thats what that little piece of skin is in the corner of your eyes, it's what remains of your second pair of eyelids

Does it only have 3 legs..?

yup, he's a tripod. he still beats my 4 leg cat in fights. Never let anyone tell you disabled folks are hindered in any way ;)

lol one of my cats is missing his left hind leg, too. He's a complete badass. He's faster than our other cat, and when he gets REALLY pissed he'll rise up on the one hind leg. It's terrifying.

What's your cat's name?

I have seen a guy in a wheelchair prevent a guy from beating his girlfriend when he was at a party. A lot of them are actually pretty badass

Pic related

True. A friend of mine once stopped an armed robbery; the criminals had knives, there were 2 of them and he (proverbially) kicked their arses. Best part he's parallelized from the waist down and half of the time he wasn't even in his chair. That boy is a master of grappling. And knocking people out with tins of beans ;)

damn auto correct. I meant to say parallelogramed.

people call me a tripod when they see my D

";)"

delusions..

I like frosted flak. I think they're pretty good.

They're more than good, you piece of shit
They're grrreat

It feels like you said that on purpose so I'd respond with "No sir, they're GRRREAT!"

No you're thinking of Frosted Flakes. If you've ever had Frosted Flak you'd understand.

Oh, totally thought you made a grammar mistake with "flak", but didnt wanna be a nazi.

Oh God nostalgia. Prepare for feels when you enlarge

So what, is the feels that you saved it not only as a thumbnail, but as a gif so we can't enlarge, or what?

.gif

That is so fucking adorable. Have a thumb.

is that Bobobo Bo bobobo?

I have no idea, it was just so weird I had to save it.

i'm pretty sure that's what it's from. if you want to see more, it's from a horrid show called Bobobo Bo Bobobo. It was a show that was made to have 0 plot. Like, the whole show is complete randomness, made to be so dumb, that you laughed at it. That was the whole point of the show, was to see how random they could get and have people laugh at it. Look it up if you want, the show didn't last long though

Looks like you're right. Also what the fuck, the dude fights with his nose hair?

yes he does, and his friend 'gascan' fights with farts

And that's one more thing added to my 'stay the fuck away from' list. Thank you sir, thumbs for you.