How my girlfriend feels on Valentine's

#77 to #13 - kainhall (02/15/2013) [-]

fuck yes, thank you

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#4 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JZhldWQPA
no but heres the video

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#25 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]

What the actual fuck.

#12 to #2 - jashinist (02/15/2013) [-]

It's from a show called "Drawn Together". Really funny, look it up.

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#10 to #2 - captan **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]

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#32 - harryblazer (02/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)

>that feel when you have a foot fetish
>that feel when your girlfriend is always asking for foot rubs
>that feel when both people enjoy themselves
>that feel when she's always asking for sex

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#41 to #32 - lolerbot (02/15/2013) [-]

Are you telling me you get a boner from foot rubs?

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#49 to #41 - myrtille ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

Are you telling me that you find that strange enough for a lasting glance?
There are people who fantasize about fucking decapitated heads through their eye sockets.

#50 to #49 - mochidrake (02/15/2013) [-]

And there are weirder people like me who want to be eaten by snakes. Foot fetishes are pretty normal

#51 to #50 - myrtille ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

I think wanting to fuck decapitated heads through their eye sockets is weirder, but you're still pretty weird.

#52 to #51 - mochidrake (02/15/2013) [-]

Thanks for your observation on my weirdness. On a scale from 1 to Christopher Walken, where do you think vore stands?

#68 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]

PLEASE BEE ENLIGHTEN US?? WHAT U SHARE IN WORK IS SO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I SHALL SEE SOMEDAY IN ?????

#53 to #52 - myrtille ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

vore?

#54 to #53 - mochidrake (02/15/2013) [-]

It's the name of the fetish where you want to be eaten.

#56 to #54 - myrtille ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

I don't know...
I've never even heard of that, why do you want to be eaten?

#58 to #56 - mochidrake (02/15/2013) [-]

It's not about the death, or digestion (Though I don't mind that) it's being inside a warm, soft slimy belly. Sort of hard to explain.

#59 to #58 - myrtille ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

Okay, well, it's pretty damn weird.

#60 to #59 - mochidrake (02/15/2013) [-]

oh you don't even know how awkward it is to own a pet snake and deal with that!

#44 to #41 - trimageryan ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

I believe he is.

Everyone has their thing I guess, whatever make's the man happy.

I deleted the previous reply because I'm stupid and made a spelling error.

#48 to #41 - harryblazer (02/15/2013) [-]

giving them? yes. consider this: most girlfriends dont like to have sex all the time, because (in their opinion) we simply use them as objects to through an orgasm into. Now when I come home its "hey honey, Im in the mood" 'sorry babe im really tired" "well....coud I rub your feet for a while?" "SURE!"

everyone wins

#69 to #48 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]

SO BEE HUH?? OH COWBOY???

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#45 - manwithanopinion (02/15/2013) [-]

Dude you suck at sex don't you?

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#39 - scarydino (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)

More like her face when you're having sex

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#18 - rebby (02/15/2013) [-]

you need a new girfriend

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#11 - ibleedbmx (02/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)

babe, can we have sexytime?

No, not right now. i have a headache

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#24 to #11 - mankey (02/15/2013) [-]

So? I'll be at the other end.

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#19 to #11 - rebby (02/15/2013) [-]

tell her that sex cures headaches
which it does

#20 to #11 - semilunarknight (02/15/2013) [-]

So coat your dick in aspirin and tell her to open wide. I don't mean her mouth

#74 to #11 - mondominiman ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]

Simple just walk up to her with aspirin and water and tell her its for her headache. When she say's she doesn't have a headache you can then ask for sex.

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#31 - mantou (02/15/2013) [-]

How I feel to that

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#15 - terrunt (02/15/2013) [-]

'I wanna rub my hands up and down your body,
slowly up and down your thigh, reaching in between your legs,
I start kissing your neck and then you lean in and whisper in my ear
"Not now, I don't feel good."'

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#22 - jaynsilentbob (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)

i hope you call your dick alex like the train

#26 to #22 - imalex (02/15/2013) [-]

ofcouse i call my dick after my firstname?

#21 - imadethistofaptwo (02/15/2013) [-]

my girlfriend feels carpel tunnel on Valentines day...

#5 - chocolatepuppy (02/15/2013) [-]

MOTHERFUCKING CATS!!

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#30 - kanatana (02/15/2013) [-]

**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #502018 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** how my girlfriend feels.

#27 - imalex (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)

MFW my name is alex and this is excatly what happened yesterday

#73 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]

TES DINA HE WAS ON THE "BONE" OOPS PHONE"