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#1 - nuculardonkey (02/14/2013) [+] (19 replies)

for as much hate as rob gets he isnt that bad,he just sucks in twilight ,he plays this off very well and has a laugh about it and didnt act super awkward after like how most people would do,i hate twilight with a passion like any other funnyjunk visiter but i honestly dont hate robert

im ready for the red thumb storm

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#18 to #1 - Deathfyre ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]

He actually hates Twilight as much as anyone. Apparently he actually stopped showering for like a month in an attempt to get the director to fire him for the future films because it ruined his chemistry with the rest of the cast.

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#38 to #18 - daentraya (02/14/2013) [-]

He also played Edward in a special way because he really disliked him. I hope this movie isnt gonna pull him towards that shitty kind of movie roles

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#12 to #1 - Edrosty (02/14/2013) [-]

I rather enjoy him as Cedric Diggory. (I hope I spelled the first name right)

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#9 to #1 - kungfuchedder (02/14/2013) [-]

IF HE IS IN ANY MOVIE I DISLIKE HE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON AND HE DESERVES TO DIE BCUZ HE IN MOVIE I NO LIKE

Said no logical person ever.

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#3 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

I honestly can say I like Robert.

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#4 to #3 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

WOAH THE FUCK magical fairy princess?
THE FUCK I EVER DO TO YOU?
I'M NOT A PUSSY.

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#6 to #4 - masdercheef (02/14/2013) [-]

You are a pussy and magical fairy princess is a magical fairy princess. Deal with it.

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#5 to #4 - thepyras ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]

You are now.

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#40 to #1 - oneeyedfreak (02/14/2013) [-]

What I read about him actually sounds like a very nice guy. He never wanted all this fame, he never considered himself attractive, he never liked Twilight and all he needs to be happy is a cozy house and a dog. Also, unlike the majority of star-actors, he's very nice to his fans. He doesn't push them away with all the "no time, no time" thing, he signs everything teenage girls hand him, always waves hello... and he's pretty funny in interviews too.

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#32 to #1 - Fgner (02/14/2013) [-]

Actually, he's a really cool guy. I watched a Youtube video where they had all the clips of him saying he despised the movies, and that the scripts were God damned awful. He called Stephanie Myers batshit crazy because those are her fantasies. He constantly makes fun of how cheesy and gay the movies really are - and he's the star so nobody can fire him for it. He admits he's doing it for a few million and to bone Kristen Stewart.

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#19 to #1 - thumbpadawan (02/14/2013) [-]

Even he hates twilight. And he's in it.

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#94 to #1 - exyted (02/14/2013) [-]

the storm of reds? nah, youre all stating the same thing. tbh FJ has become a big team Edward.

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#88 to #1 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [-]

"I am ready for the red thumb storm"
Has 188 green thumbs

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#148 to #1 - dumerveil (02/14/2013) [-]

Funny how everyone hated Robert Pattinson unconditionally before they knew he hated Twilight, and then suddenly everyone loves him in other movies.

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#118 to #1 - robertolee (02/14/2013) [-]

I don't hate you either.

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#37 to #1 - kingsombra (02/14/2013) [-]

>implying funnyjunk doesn't like Robert Pattinson

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#29 to #1 - andnowducks (02/14/2013) [-]

He also hates Twilight, and Edward.

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#33 to #14 - LocoJoe (02/14/2013) [-]

that's kinda hot.

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#47 to #33 - wolfdogone (02/14/2013) [-]

Here, have this

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#46 to #33 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]

Eeyup.

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#26 to #14 - doctorhorrible (02/14/2013) [-]

yet nobody laughed during the actual video

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#72 to #14 - scarymary (02/14/2013) [-]

source....

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#24 - ajperry (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)

You all have to remember.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY

Hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.

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#87 to #24 - StickyTissueLoLz (02/14/2013) [-]

But now people think he's an asshole who "just did it for money".

Well, no shit. I'd do a hell of a lot more for what he's getting paid to do those movies. Who wouldn't (besides Sean Connery) ?!

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#138 to #24 - monkeysniper (02/14/2013) [-]

He was awesome in harry potter

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#141 to #138 - ajperry (02/14/2013) [-]

He was awesome in everything.

Even in Twilight, it was just the everything else which made it suck

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#30 - screamingdemon (02/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)

Suddenly, every FJ'er admits to actually liking rob.

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#44 to #30 - grahamcracker (02/14/2013) [-]

I liked Robert Pattison before it was cool

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#97 to #30 - killerliquid (02/14/2013) [-]

Because of being Cedric Diggory

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#108 to #85 - englman (02/14/2013) [-]

What her fans think of her..

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#61 to #43 - iusedtocare (02/14/2013) [-]

I don't know why, but that pic seriously made me laugh!

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#13 - shabbarbie (02/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)

the cast of twilight is actually pretty alright i my opinion. Kristen Stewart just can't act and never smiles... But it's only the movie that i hated with a fiery passion

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#22 to #13 - SognaVetr (02/14/2013) [-]

I kinda have to agree, I don't hate Pattinson either, his acting isn't great but not terrible either. It's just the movie Twilight itself that sucks so bad and Pattinson agrees with that.

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#31 to #22 - godofpoptarts (02/14/2013) [-]

I miss him as Cedric.

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#45 to #31 - beatiejuice **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [-]

m just gonna say it, he was shit in harry potter and like in it for like 5minutes, i doubt anybody would be creaming over cedric if he didn't do twilight and become famous after

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#17 to #13 - chronovi (02/14/2013) [-]

She smiles all the time.

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#28 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

Not being a fanboy or any shit. KS doesn't show emotion throughout the films because the director told her not to :)

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#50 to #13 - Onemanretardpack (02/14/2013) [-]

She wasn't supposed to show emotion during the Twilight films because her character is supposed to be accessible to all audiences, like Master Chief for women. She's actually pretty cool from what I've heard

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#58 to #50 - motherduck (02/14/2013) [-]

I dislike her since she cheated

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#8 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)

thats actualy a pretty funny honest mistake

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#10 to #8 - slootyslooot (02/14/2013) [-]

Robert Pattinson isactually kind of hilarious.

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#69 - rhetoricalfunny (02/14/2013) [-]

Robert Pattinson's a pretty cool guy. I mean, he heates Twilight and played Cedric before Edward.

I also think Kristen Stewart is f*cking beautiful....

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#36 - detectivejewhat (02/14/2013) [-]

I read somewhere that he was in a crowd of twilight fans calling him Edward, and someone screamed "Cedric" and they were the only ones to get an autograph. Cool ass guy if you ask me.

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#65 - dengekisushi (02/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)

I'm starting to like RPatz a little more, the more interviews I see of him and how funny he can actually be.
I don't think he's attractive, but he seems pretty chill.
I just think it's hilarious how he hates Twilight probably more than anybody on the earth.

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#70 to #65 - einhetvin (02/14/2013) [-]

so you like "RPatz"? I would have never guessed :P

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#91 to #70 - dengekisushi (02/14/2013) [-]

RPatz and KStew? You haven't heard those nicknames?

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#93 to #91 - einhetvin (02/14/2013) [-]

I have not, my cave does not get ETV :( (actually im happy about that)

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#74 to #70 - ajperry (02/14/2013) [-]

Wow, he abbreviated his name. That totally means he is a fan.

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#76 to #74 - einhetvin (02/14/2013) [-]

Well im sorry, I have never heard it, i thought it was like... shit i cant think of anything right now, but yeah, if someone calls robert pattinson by RPatz, it at least tells me that he likes him a little bit. Its like MJ. And I dont understand why the thumbdowns

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#81 to #76 - ajperry (02/14/2013) [-]

He is called RPatz by lots of people, the tabloids especially.

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#82 to #81 - einhetvin (02/14/2013) [-]

Well my seclusiveness (which is not a word) is finally catching up to me, Im sorry everyone

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#86 to #65 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

Why must you be such a faggot.

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#95 - weakinthecenterr (02/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)

2009 Taylor Swift loved by all after VMAs
2009 Kristen Stewart Robert Patterson almost universially hated

2013 Taylor swift annoying everyone and everyone turning their backs on her
2013 Everyone thinking Robert Pattenson is a cool dude and want to bang Kristen Stewart

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#100 to #95 - toughactintinactin (02/14/2013) [-]

I'm just happy twilight is finally done with and they can move on. They're competent actors and i'd like to see what they can do with an actually decent script. Taylor Swift hasn't changed a thing in 4 years, happens with every artist who doesn't innovate themselves eventually, some quicker than others. Except AC/DC they can make the same album 15 times and still rock the fuck out of it (which even they admit they did)

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#102 to #100 - weakinthecenterr (02/14/2013) [-]

i dont even know who AC/DC is

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#105 to #102 - toughactintinactin (02/14/2013) [-]

You've never heard Back in Black? Thunderstruck? Highway to Hell? TNT? Who made who? Shoot to thrill? They're pretty damn big...

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#107 to #105 - weakinthecenterr (02/14/2013) [-]

no. only heard highway to hell cause it was on WWE one time

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#109 to #107 - toughactintinactin (02/14/2013) [-]

Ah see I knew it was impossible to live on Earth without hearing at least 1 AC/DC song

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#152 to #109 - weakinthecenterr (02/14/2013) [-]

i like your username

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#116 to #102 - pariahlol (02/14/2013) [-]

How's life under a rock going?

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#151 to #116 - weakinthecenterr (02/14/2013) [-]

blacker than yours

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#106 to #95 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

Well Taylor didnt date everyone when she became popular. When she did and wrote songs about them, not everyone who is famous takes her seriously anymore.

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#99 to #95 - pulluspardus (02/14/2013) [-]

I got an explanation, all these "people in 2013" are twilight nerds who grew up who hate Tylor swift because she sang with justin beiber.

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#111 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)

I like twilight.

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#114 to #111 - jjvoodoo (02/14/2013) [-]

that is you opinion and ill respect it

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#139 to #114 - flyingflufferflow (02/14/2013) [-]

what do you think youre doing?

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#140 to #139 - jjvoodoo (02/14/2013) [-]

being polite

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#83 - arrowinurbutt (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)

OP Is a faggot! I came here for a monkey vag and found this content was about gays!

Sarcasm in case you couldn't tell.

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#89 to #83 - littlenish (02/14/2013) [-]

I'd say he's still has a bit of awesome left in him, he was in Harry Potter. And he only signs fans from Harry Potter.

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#162 to #89 - Rattaz ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]

That's because he hates the Twilight series as much as we do.

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#122 to #83 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

Funny how you hate gay guys and you post a gif of a gay guy.

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#125 to #122 - arrowinurbutt (02/14/2013) [-]

>Implying I'm against gays....

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#25 - rakdinas (02/14/2013) [-]

its just choosing between beastiality and necrophilia.

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#136 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)

i just can't seem to remember what asian's can do, will someone remind me?

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#137 to #136 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!

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#104 to #98 - pjnona (02/14/2013) [-]

oh fuck not this again.... it haunts me! fuck!

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#130 to #98 - shadowfox (02/14/2013) [-]

That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life...

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#77 - puredeliciousness (02/14/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePoZlbCMwLE

Robert Pattinson is actually one funny mother fucker.

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