How Long Will It Take

That's definitely QWOP in real life

"Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.
The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.
Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'. "

Good thing they can't control your legs.

Yeah, because that is totally not controlling your feet.

Sorry but I think you just tried to hard arstya. Splitting hairs isn't considered funny here.

Not everything is funny.

Then why post it?

Felt like it.

i c

fuckin' asshole.... hoverboards are the shit

Part 3???

my friend got them for his birthday. They were only made to support the Michael J Fox Foundation. They could not figure out how to make powerlaces by the time they had to sell them on ebay. They were only 4000 because thats how high the bid went. Nike will be making these again in 2016 because thats when the movie took place. They wont be as expensive and hopefully have the powerlaces.

2015, let me correct myself

yea kid cudi owns like 5 pairs

I'm a big fan of Kid Cudi

yea me too

i was saying that he has five pairs. i was telling him a rapper who has those shoes

Brian Wilson is awesome

They were auctioned off by nike for charity..... yeah such a rip off

you can buy them on ebay for over 4000 dollars. The seller isn't usually Nike itself.

They were originally auctioned off by nike for charity then the buyers turned and sold them for more on ebay

and that is exactly why i said buying them would be a rip off.

They don't auto lace and they were all sold on EBAY for auction
I don't think a pair went for anything less than $12,000 (USD)

^ Probably wears sauconys or DC shoes.

I wear nothing but steel toed or chucks and I find those hideous as well.

They look AWESOME, too bad they have stretchy bands though.

gee, and i used to get ragged on because I didn't know how to tie them when i was ten... that is just plain ridiculous.

Same here, bro.

People ask me frequently for the time. When I point out that there's a goddamn clock above their head, they respond with "I can't read that kind of clock." It's a standard hand clock, it doesn't even have Roman numerals.
I'm a Junior too btw.

im gonna admit that i havent tied a pair of sneakers since 5th grade.

there's an app for that

see that screen that lights up after he put on the right shoe? (right for him, not you)
probably in there somewhere

You don't!

jesus christ, are you bigfoot?

elephantism.

It is quite possible....

this is why we shouldn't steal music. how else would he afford 4 god damn pairs

Is that from a Caravan Palace video?

I love that group

Indeed they are quite awesome