When you don't tell her.

Well that's no fun.

or people who haven't been blown/never blow their loads in their partners' mouthes...

I mean, it took me a little bit to catch on too :P

we go

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

then fall asleep

And then start involuntarily thrusting into her face, causing her to start choking and spray spaghetti all over the room.

Then fall asleep.

I'm still wondering how you got your username like that.

It's another of magical fairy princess's changes. All anonymous users' names say that now.

i guess i never noticed, thanks

It's a relatively new development. A few days ago it was 'worthless anon'.

Or rather, all anonymous comments, I suppose it wouldn't make much sense to call them users.

but... that box has chocolates in it ._.

I thougt it was a sigar-box..

Gotta love Bo Burnham

Catching a box of chocolate.

then why is somebody else passing a bottle of champagne to themselves?

Oh wait, he's not. I'm just retarded

The guy off the screen comes in for an awkward, late cheers. This normally wouldn't be an issue, but at that precise moment, we throw the nerdy guy some sort of box of chocolates. Now, this looks like a recipe for disaster, we have a socially awkward drunk guy with his arm stretched holding a bottle of champagne, box of chocolates hurling towards the bottle like a meteor hurling towards earth to extinct the dinosaurs. Only difference is instead of burning dead dinosaur flesh everywhere, it will just be champagne, chocolate and glass. Not like it matters, bitch already spit up perfectly good champage everywhere, SPIITERS ARE QUITTERS! FOLLOW THROUGH HOE!.. Sorry, I got side tracked. Anyways, so our only hope now is that this uncoordinated nerd catches this box in time to save everything and become the hero of the moment. You start to feel no hope that this will end well, but what happens? This science nerd lets out his Bill Nye within him and becomes boss, catching that box like Packer's Antonio Freeman playing against the Vikings on that one faithful night, no one know what hit them, and he just acts like nothing ever even happened. That's pretty much the jist of what happened.

I might love you for that

Sauce?

HER* inb4 fag anon calls me OP/gay

What the hell did you correct? There' no wrong grammar in that comment

if I was an anon I would've said "HIS face when? faggot OP" and thought others might do the same.

yaranaika

reverse google image search and you'll get it