YOU FUCKING HAVE MAIL

motherfucker...

Top comment is imminent

One of the funniest comments I have ever seen.

I have lost the ability to can

Dear god that was funny.

you win everything

but I don't want huge windows...

Fantastich.

As funny as that is, it's probably true.

bloody nonconformists....

It escaped!! oh god they're learning!! Quickly kill it, kill it fire!!

its escaped!

heres the anon version

Only one twist!?

Fucks given: Many!

OH GOD!!!
ALL I SEE IS GLASS AND BLOOD!!!

ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN!!!

my sides

"Windows broke"

well dont go and say it

Get it?

took me a minute

laughed harder at this than at any of the content today

omfg, top comment of the day award goes to anon.

No, it actually says:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Stop lying, but have a nice day.