He died for your mom's sins

#2 - dementedllama

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(02/07/2013)[-]

He looks like Robert Webb..

#4 to #2 - mrwalkerfour

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(02/07/2013)[-]

maybe...it's because it is him....

#48 to #4 - moechler

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(02/08/2013)[-]

That's clearly Jesus you dumbass

#3 to #2 - anon id: 9a869665

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(02/07/2013)[-]

It is

#1 - leroiv

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(02/07/2013)[-]

Nailed it.

#11 - xsap

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(02/08/2013)[-]

#6 - thatsnumberwang

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(02/08/2013)[-]

Ahh That Mitchell and Webb look.. where i got my username from

#8 to #6 - unholyjebus

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(02/08/2013)[-]

**unholyjebus rolls 43,728,279**
That's WangerNumb

#16 to #6 - happyphoton

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(02/08/2013)[-]

Aaand now I have that song in my head. dedediladediladededededuhdeduhdedediladedidila duh duh...............
dedediladediladededededuhdeduhdedediladedidila duh duh...............

#13 - konradkurze

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(02/08/2013)[-]

Jesus:

if your imaginary friend died, thats a sign youre meant to grow up
if you keep your imaginary friend beyond puberty...seek professional help

#15 to #13 - kook

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(02/08/2013)[-]

Jesus existed breh. It's fast that Jesus was an actual person. l2history

#19 to #15 - trollypollyz

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(02/08/2013)[-]

fast?

#18 to #15 - anonmynous

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(02/08/2013)[-]

But what if he was just like the Chris Angel of our time? What if he just went around performing magic tricks and stunts to make money? For his final performance... he would be tragically 'executed' only to rise from his own tomb three days later and Judas was his closest friend who helped him pull it off?

#29 to #18 - cometfire

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(02/08/2013)[-]

He didn't make money from his miracles. He was a carpenter.

#22 to #15 - liftplus

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(02/08/2013)[-]

i do history to my teacher has said hes never been proven to existed in fact the story of jesus is stolen from the egyption book of the dead which was written 1200 years before the so called "jesus" was even around

#24 to #22 - rototornjik

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(02/08/2013)[-]

there are roman records of his trial... he was suspected to be trying to make locals rebel, but was found innocent. however, he was getting more and more supporters which is why the jewish high priesthood or something like that protested and had him executed.
apparently, he was also a distant cousin of the herod antipas, a client king of judea and therefore an alternative vassal for the romans, in case herod stopped being loyal.

#30 to #24 - simplygabriele

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(02/08/2013)[-]

I've tried finding any articles about any contemporary mentions of Jesus or anything of the sort, but I've been unsuccessful. Could you provide sauce to this?

#26 to #13 - cometfire

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(02/08/2013)[-]

You really are retarded, aren't you. It's a historical fact that Jesus was a real person. Whether he was the son of god or not is based of faith, but fact is fact. He lived and was executed.

Go do your homework.

#63 to #26 - anon id: 75b720df

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(02/08/2013)[-]

That is bull. All the "historical fact" nonsense is based on stuff that was written long after he would have lived as well as contemporary "sources" where it has been proven that they were falsified in later times. There is NO PROOF WHATSOEVER that there was a preacher/rabbi named Jesus who would roughly fit the Jesus of the Bible (son of God or not).

So go do your homework.

#9 - chocolatepuppy

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(02/08/2013)[-]

#17 to #9 - potatotown

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(02/08/2013)[-]

#20 to #17 - trollypollyz

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(02/08/2013)[-]

It's funny because Jesus was a Jew...

#25 - cometfire

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(02/08/2013)[-]

Okay..I'm a Christian and this made me giggle. Granted a lot of the crap atheists love to put up are flat off offensive and a bunch of bias jabs against religion.

This is simple silly humor. Makes me think of something Monty Python would pull. What is this from?

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#39 - anaphase

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(02/08/2013)[-]

#28 - rawesome

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(02/08/2013)[-]

GODBERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!