He died for your mom's sins

maybe...it's because it is him....

That's clearly Jesus you dumbass

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That's WangerNumb

Aaand now I have that song in my head. dedediladediladededededuhdeduhdedediladedidila duh duh...............
dedediladediladededededuhdeduhdedediladedidila duh duh...............

Jesus existed breh. It's fast that Jesus was an actual person. l2history

fast?

But what if he was just like the Chris Angel of our time? What if he just went around performing magic tricks and stunts to make money? For his final performance... he would be tragically 'executed' only to rise from his own tomb three days later and Judas was his closest friend who helped him pull it off?

He didn't make money from his miracles. He was a carpenter.

i do history to my teacher has said hes never been proven to existed in fact the story of jesus is stolen from the egyption book of the dead which was written 1200 years before the so called "jesus" was even around

there are roman records of his trial... he was suspected to be trying to make locals rebel, but was found innocent. however, he was getting more and more supporters which is why the jewish high priesthood or something like that protested and had him executed.
apparently, he was also a distant cousin of the herod antipas, a client king of judea and therefore an alternative vassal for the romans, in case herod stopped being loyal.

I've tried finding any articles about any contemporary mentions of Jesus or anything of the sort, but I've been unsuccessful. Could you provide sauce to this?

You really are retarded, aren't you. It's a historical fact that Jesus was a real person. Whether he was the son of god or not is based of faith, but fact is fact. He lived and was executed.

Go do your homework.

It's funny because Jesus was a Jew...

Age of Mythology was the best. THE BEST.

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Take this

Thank you

thumb for you, it makes me sad when people don't get my jokes too

And a thumb for you too kind sir. I think this joke was a little too niche.

Apparently there's a new monty python movie in the making co starring robin williams

personally i enjoy the "whos the captain" sketches

link; www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-uemc-e3w