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#10 - kibuza (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Why does her face at the end anger me?

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#11 to #10 - Peirs (02/07/2013) [-]

Because she's crying and it reminds you of your victims.

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#32 to #10 - therealjc (02/07/2013) [-]

because she's flaunting food in front of a god damn zebra with the window open and cries when the zebra tries to get at the food and bites her instead.
Stupid fat bitch.

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#4 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)

It barely tapped her and it's teeth are dull, not sharp... Don't be a pussy.

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#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

TELL YOU WHAT.
GO STICK YOUR HAND IN A HORSES MOUTH.
AND KICK IT IN THE NUTS.

PLEASE GET A VIDEO OF THAT AS WELL.

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#7 to #5 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

I'm from south carolina.. May be raised southern but this means that I have had chances at jobs at places like barns; I have worked on them... I have had a horse bite me, and yes; it fucking hurts. Also been kicked by one. However she was barely tapped, like not even worth a grazing. She is also crying like a bitch about it.

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#14 to #7 - autoxx (02/07/2013) [-]

It's true, I have been bit by horses too (girlfriend was a horse nut) and they can bite hard but this zebra didn't.

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#1 - flyingfrogslash (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Same thing happened to me. Except it was an ostrich. Crazy feathered motherfucker.If birds were people, ostriches would be the crazy hobo who knifes you for a kit-kat bar.

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#12 to #1 - omegadynasty (02/07/2013) [-]

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#19 to #1 - deathbylucy (02/07/2013) [-]

A girl I know got bit by an ostrich

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#16 - twatmissile (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)

extremely related

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#37 to #16 - kakariko (02/07/2013) [-]

Tip:
Never get close to a horse with the ears like that

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#22 to #16 - spikethepony (02/07/2013) [-]

Oh, look at that cute little human over there... I think he wants to pet me!
*bites* lolololol....

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#36 to #16 - keggut (02/07/2013) [-]

What an idiot, you don't walk up to a wild animal and expect it to be friendly. It has it ears back and everything, obviously being territorial, that's like trying to pet a dog that's growling at you.

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#23 to #16 - mrchris (02/07/2013) [-]

Did he just bite him then fuck off...?

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#20 - usernameerror (02/07/2013) [-]

**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I need some help ** MFW if a zebra bit me

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#9 - Sockopolis (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I like how the zebra is standing out there with his ears down like "What did I do? Sorry gaiz."

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#13 to #9 - autoxx (02/07/2013) [-]

When a horse, zebra, donkey, etc. have their ears back like that it means they are pissed off.
Zebras are notoriously ill-tempered anyway.

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#33 - johananas (02/07/2013) [-]

"I just want to be loved."

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#39 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

all you faggots hate horses ad zebras but love cats? cats are the worst animals ever.

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#30 - Lostdemon (02/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)

this is why i hate horses, they bite people for no reason what so ever, i saw some guy just standing around had no idea a horse was even behind him and it just walked up and bit him.

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#35 to #30 - keggut (02/07/2013) [-]

I've worked with horses most of my life and i've never been bitten by one, they're quite friendly. Been bitten by ponies though, such little cunts they are.

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#38 to #35 - Lostdemon (02/07/2013) [-]

ive seen horses walk up and literally shit on a couples picnic

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#40 to #38 - keggut (02/07/2013) [-]

What were they doing having a picnic in a fucking horse field, parks too mainstream?

And this bitch was stupid, zebras a wild animals, wild animals bite. It's not rocket science.

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#46 to #38 - flyingfrogslash (02/07/2013) [-]

Well thanks a lot. Now there is soda all over my computer screen and keyboard.

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#45 to #38 - thelonewankerer (02/07/2013) [-]

Oh fuck, I laughed too hard at this...
Motherfuckers deserved it!

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#29 - arnoldbusk (02/07/2013) [-]

When I was a kid I wanted to pet a little penguin through the bars, and it bit my finger open. I started screaming and crying. My father lifted me up, and ran to a toilet to some paper, and in the distance I could see the fucker licking up my blood.

Fucking penguins.

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#18 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

She probably only made a big deal about that for the rest of the day.

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#8 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

SHE'S SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT HUEHUAHUEHAHHAHEUHAUEHAHEUHAUEHAUEHUAHEUHAEHUAEHUAHEUAHE

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#44 - mrblacksmoke (02/07/2013) [-]

Being bitten by a horse [zebra] fucking hurts!

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#42 - moseth (02/07/2013) [-]

MFW Description

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#17 - VincentKing (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I think I can actually read what she is saying. How is this possible?

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#28 to #17 - hkd ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

"OH MAH GAWD IT BIT MEH SHOULDER"

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#34 - IcyKina (02/07/2013) [-]

"OH SHIT it bit my shoulder!"

^ my guess

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#27 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

Perhaps close the window when near wild animals.

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#26 - rentra (02/07/2013) [-]

Horse swag

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