fuck that hurts o.O

No matter how false that picture can ve, it's still painful to see.

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Why hello there.

Hello my friend.

Fun is it not, we meet each other over the talk of a broken penis.

I don't know if "fun" is the word I'd use though. But yes, I expected to meet you in a different topic.

Yeah history is more our topic. Reminds me, i found a book at the bookstore where i work which was named: the cultural history of the penis.

Not kidding, it actually exist,

I know that penises (and boobs too) have certain importance in several cultures but I wouldn't have thought someone wrote a book about that...

My coworkers and me was stunned for several minutes after finding it. Part from laughter another part from sheer surprise.

But when you do think about it, it is actually a whole LOT of things with the penis.

In a ancient asian culture(forgot which one) a flaccid penis did mean luck, just a example.

Yes, I guess is not so wild. In Japan, there's a penis day thing and they even do festivals and fairs and stuff. However, I still find it.. unusual.

Oh that one, yeah i have read the wiki about it. It is to symbolize fertility(kinda obvious).

And then we had the ''penis puches'' of the 1500-16** which i do not remember the name of.

What is that?

I only know the Norwegian name of it. And that is ''skamkapsel'' or shamecap.

The thing that our dear king have on his equipment here.

Ah yes... I don't know the english name either but in Spanish they are called "braguetas". Our beloved king wore one too.

Too near from the dog's head....

It is kinda fun, when i do think about it, i actually can a lot about penis.

But back to history, did you know that they were eventually damned by the pope? They got so colorful and some even had feathers or pearls at them that it did become to much.

No, I didn't know that but I can understand why the Pope banned them... Imagine talking to a guy who has pearls and feathers on his crotch.
I know a lot of history but I barely know anything about this kind of things for some reason.

Well, it is not exactly the thing you google or just randomly start talking about.

Scenario: hey paul, wanna talk about the cultural history of the penis.

Not images the reaction to anyone if you asked that to them.

Yeah kind of weird. However, we ended up talking about it.

Enjoy yourself. See you around.

Of course. I wasn't complaining anyways. It was interesting, as usual.

Well, see you later, i am off to kill some pixels in cold blood.