How to survive in prison. .. Yeah cause the only way you can get raped in prison is if you drop the soap.
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Submitted: 02/04/2013
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#8 - jcllcj (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah cause the only way you can get raped in prison is if you drop the soap.
Yeah cause the only way you can get raped in prison is if you drop the soap.
User avatar #1 - deadbyapril (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah...prison showers don't have rounded edges...
#32 - Nameloc (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)


Or you could just get down on one knee....
User avatar #33 to #32 - eyemeralds (02/05/2013) [-]
You make it sound like a wedding proposal being made

"Will you make me the happiest bitch in the state prison? *offers soap*"
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#61 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (02/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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>Implying I wouldn't drop the soap on purpose.
#9 - bibbity (02/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have never understood the whole dropping the soap thing. Why not just squat to pick it up? I think they want to get bummed.
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#49 - turretbuddy (02/05/2013) [-]
Implying tubs in jail
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#68 - spysappinmysasha (02/05/2013) [-]
yeah I remember a friend of mine said that HIS friend went to jail, and witnessed the following.

big black prisoner eating cereal. He tells his smaller white and or hispanic friend to jerk off in his cereal. He does so and the black man continues to eat the cereal. When asked why the black man said "for protein"

mfw prisons fucked up I tell ya hwut.
#10 - godofcorndog (02/05/2013) [-]
All the wasted years.
All the wasted years.
#23 - pyra (02/05/2013) [-]
Yea but they don't have curved bathtubs
#56 - dathunter (02/05/2013) [-]
Or you can just kick it away from you, smell like shit, and no one would go near you.
Or you can just kick it away from you, smell like shit, and no one would go near you.
User avatar #36 - emmyssexy (02/05/2013) [-]
one problem.. prison showers usually dont have the curve its just a straight angle... ur fucked..
#12 - fritzzle (02/05/2013) [-]
this could be an anti-infomercial add, also beer in shower that's one classy bitch
this could be an anti-infomercial add, also beer in shower that's one classy bitch
#28 - ggdhindo (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
doubt it! where dafuq do i kick it at?
User avatar #66 - gustaviaable (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think they use public showers not Bathtubs in Prison
#3 - comehonorfacetwice (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why is there a coors light can in the shower?

yes I could tell it was a coors light can, and no I'm not proud.
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