How to survive in prison. .. Yeah cause the only way you can get raped in prison is if you drop the soap.
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#50 - goosbee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #50 - bloodyspy (02/05/2013) [-]
You underestimate Norway.
#57 to #50 - heardaboutnsfw (02/05/2013) [-]
Now I won't get raped!
User avatar #51 to #50 - fuzzyballs (02/05/2013) [-]
it's not a skill, it's a little trick that impresses dumb people
#8 - jcllcj (02/05/2013) [-]
Yeah cause the only way you can get raped in prison is if you drop the soap.
Yeah cause the only way you can get raped in prison is if you drop the soap.
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User avatar #1 - deadbyapril (02/05/2013) [-]
Yeah...prison showers don't have rounded edges...
User avatar #54 to #1 - flutterdoc (02/05/2013) [-]
and you know this how?
User avatar #87 to #54 - deadbyapril (02/06/2013) [-]
If a shower doesn't involve a tub does it ever have rounded edges? If you've ever seen one please feel free to upload a photo of it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - swiekim ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
thats when you realize that wasnt his leg
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#68 - spysappinmysasha (02/05/2013) [-]
yeah I remember a friend of mine said that HIS friend went to jail, and witnessed the following.

big black prisoner eating cereal. He tells his smaller white and or hispanic friend to jerk off in his cereal. He does so and the black man continues to eat the cereal. When asked why the black man said "for protein"

mfw prisons ****** up I tell ya hwut.
#61 - heartlessrobot (02/05/2013) [-]
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>Implying I wouldn't drop the soap on purpose.
#64 to #61 - John Cena (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh god i need the source...
FOR SCIENCE OF COURSE!
User avatar #65 to #64 - heartlessrobot (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't have it. (I reply even if I don't have it so people don't think I'm ignoring them).
User avatar #73 to #64 - justanotherzombie (02/05/2013) [-]
mizugi kanojo
User avatar #82 to #73 - megaton (02/05/2013) [-]
words are said
User avatar #67 to #64 - anonymousattorney (02/05/2013) [-]
Japan.
#80 to #61 - John Cena (02/05/2013) [-]
what anime is that?
User avatar #84 to #61 - justanotherzombie (02/05/2013) [-]
mizugi kanojo
#23 - pyra (02/05/2013) [-]
Yea but they don't have curved bathtubs
#32 - Nameloc (02/05/2013) [-]


Or you could just get down on one knee....
User avatar #78 to #32 - twi (02/05/2013) [-]
they push your ass over and rape it
GET DOWN BITCH
User avatar #39 to #32 - nsapanda (02/05/2013) [-]
"you got a purdy mouth"
User avatar #33 to #32 - eyemeralds (02/05/2013) [-]
You make it sound like a wedding proposal being made

"Will you make me the happiest bitch in the state prison? *offers soap*"
#56 - dathunter (02/05/2013) [-]
Or you can just kick it away from you, smell like 			****		, and no one would go near you.
Or you can just kick it away from you, smell like **** , and no one would go near you.
#49 - turretbuddy (02/05/2013) [-]
Implying tubs in jail
User avatar #36 - emmyssexy (02/05/2013) [-]
one problem.. prison showers usually dont have the curve its just a straight angle... ur ****** ..
#12 - fritzzle (02/05/2013) [-]
this could be an anti-infomercial add, also beer in shower that's one classy bitch
this could be an anti-infomercial add, also beer in shower that's one classy bitch
#10 - godofcorndog ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
All the wasted years.
All the wasted years.
#28 - ggdhindo (02/05/2013) [-]
doubt it! where dafuq do i kick it at?
User avatar #79 to #28 - twi (02/05/2013) [-]
into the face of the large African American man about to impale your asshole
User avatar #66 - gustaviaable (02/05/2013) [-]
I think they use public showers not Bathtubs in Prison
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#3 - comehonorfacetwice (02/05/2013) [-]
Why is there a coors light can in the shower?

yes I could tell it was a coors light can, and no I'm not proud.
#6 to #3 - autoxx (02/05/2013) [-]
You've never had a shower beer?
Missing out bro, missing out.
#7 to #6 - comehonorfacetwice (02/05/2013) [-]
I have, I just normally don't set it on the ground and let it water down. I'm already drinking near water, I don't need to let more in.
User avatar #55 - cocorosie (02/05/2013) [-]
I imagined him missing and kicking the drain. Ouch.
User avatar #88 to #55 - cryptospuridium (02/06/2013) [-]
that made me tense up in fear of pain!
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