Like A Russian

#7 - skiskate

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Roadhouse

#38 to #7 - roadhous

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(02/05/2013) [-]

you make me feel important

#9 - shuba

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(02/05/2013) [-]

ok. explanation

this is candid camera. the guy running away just trapped another guy with a net. the guy screamed and went after him but couldn't reach him.

this guy noticed that and made this kick. in my opinion a good guy.

while writing this i'm getting the thought that nobody will be interested in my explanation. so i just wanted to say hello. is it me you're looking for?

#15 to #9 - fissehullet

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(02/05/2013) [-]

No. I'm looking for this guy, have you seen him?

#20 to #15 - splyt

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(02/05/2013) [-]

he looks liek the Krusty Krab

#32 to #9 - stallwallwriter

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Is that you, Waldo?

#74 to #9 - pickleconsumer

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(02/05/2013) [-]

I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile!

Dammit, this'll be stuck in my head for ages now.

#39 - stiffbeefyone

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(02/05/2013) [-]

But what if the guys chasing him were killers and the guy that got kicked in the face was the actual good guy?

#54 to #39 - arrisarrad

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(02/05/2013) [-]

What killers would chase somebody down in broad daylight on a crowded street?

#55 to #54 - RoxasKH

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(02/05/2013) [-]

desperate ones.

#59 to #55 - arrisarrad

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(02/05/2013) [-]

No. That's a stupid idea and you should feel stupid for trying to defend such an illogical position.

#60 to #59 - Blargosnarf

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Seriously, you think most people who would commit murders imply all that much logic to begin with?

#62 to #59 - RoxasKH

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Most people do a lot of stupid things if they're desperate. So yeah it is stupid.
Also I'm not defending anything, I just answered your question.

#115 to #62 - arrisarrad

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(02/07/2013) [-]

Haha, I know dude, it was meant as a joke. I guess it didn't go over too well judging by the amount of red thumbs :P

#13 - scottysglasses

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#61 to #13 - ghustla

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Chris Tucker looks possessed at the end

#29 to #13 - festinas

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Hfw after the hit

#84 - deathrinder

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Thats what he gets for Russian.

~~get it, like rushing?~~

#103 to #84 - zombieginger

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Hey guise, can I join?

#98 to #84 - anon id: 2328e7b3

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(02/05/2013) [-]

shut up and get me some_ Leninade_

#92 to #84 - fruityloop

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(02/05/2013) [-]

I hope that didn't leave any Marx

#87 to #84 - heartlessrobot

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(02/05/2013) [-]

I guess you could say he had no time for Stalin.

#88 to #87 - deathrinder

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Well, in the end he was Putin his place.

#95 to #88 - nighthit

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Well let's Chekhovthat from our pun list

#78 - casadue

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(02/05/2013) [-]

What if that guy had discovered a cure for cancer and was escaping from some hitman hired by pharmaceutic lobbies?

#80 to #78 - archosaurusrev

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Good, the world would fall economically if an easy cure for cancer was found.

#89 to #80 - nuuuuuuuuu

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wait what, if a cure for cancer is found wouldn't millions or even billions of dollars be saved because we wouldnt have to donate to that cause anymore?

#97 to #89 - thegamerslife

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keeping people dieing but just enough that they can still work until they are of no use and then die is the most profitable thing for the medical/pharmaceutical/government to do. you make far less just curing people.

#90 to #89 - archosaurusrev

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Overpopulation is already a problem, now add in funding to cure everyone then add in the costs to keep them alive.

#27 - crazyolitis

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(02/05/2013) [-]

What a dick. Russia was under attack, and he wanted to join the airforce before it was too late.

#72 - Rezialn

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Someone should edit it so that the sunglasses land on his face.

#18 - connordude

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(02/05/2013) [-]

HEADSHOT

#23 to #18 - achphoenix

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(02/05/2013) [-]

Imposter

#31 to #23 - brokentrucker

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#100 to #23 - dafogman

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#106 to #100 - achphoenix

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(02/05/2013) [-]

but Alfreeeeed

#25 - qun

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Question 10: Entering town you find that you are witness to a very well-dressed man running from a crowd. He screams to you for help. The crowd behind him seem very angry.

Combat: Rush to the town's aid immediately, despite your lack of knowledge of the circumstances.
Magic: Stand aside and allow the man and the mob to pass, realizing it is probably best not to get involved.
Stealth: Rush to the man's aid immediately, despite your lack of knowledge of the circumstances.

#77 to #25 - bulbakip

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(02/05/2013) [-]

"Ah n'yes, we've been expecting you..."

I love you for this comment. :3