Cats

Some Viagra will fix that right up.

It's not use. the body's probably cold by now anyway.

I'm sorry to hear that.
I once lost a cat because my neighbor poisoned him :(

My neighbor shot my cat with a crossbow

Was it at least a good shot?

What makes a good shot

Long distance? Hit a good area (Vital organs/head)? any of those?

Maybe

Some asshole kid in my neighborhood with a BB gun shot my cat with it. She didn't die but there's a BB lodged in her spine and if something touches she starts to have seizure and rolls around meowing, falling off tables and shit.

Shoot that kid with a BB gun.... or, ya know, stab the fucking kid. What kind of sick fuck shoots a cat with a BB gun!

MFW I read that

Make him suffer.

*scratch scratch"
- Yeah... You can't scratch at all.

I have been sitting here for the past 10 minutes trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with this cat.

cant stop WATCHING!!!

now you're thinking with portals

I did the same to my dog, he started barking at me... I'll post it later on :D

i could watch this all day

**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #189437 at Friendly ** oh god

wut.

Sounds like you had a stroke.
get it?
No? ok..

what the fucking hell??????

i dunno.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry..

How about both?

thats so fucking adorable

its like hes staring in to mai soul

he wants it , doesn't he

YOU'RE one to talk, anon.

GOD DAMMIT HOW IS HE SO FLUFFY

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want it I want it I WANT IT D:

Wiener dogs are the best!