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User avatar #1 - schnizel (02/04/2013) [-]
Don't do it every day, or it won't be that fun.
And yeah never fap when somebody is in your house.
#5 to #1 - dawggz (02/04/2013) [-]
What if I do not know if someone is home ? As in a surprise visitor ?   
Will that have any effect on my masturbation or their life?
What if I do not know if someone is home ? As in a surprise visitor ?
Will that have any effect on my masturbation or their life?
User avatar #6 to #5 - schnizel (02/04/2013) [-]
Stop masturbating.
And wait for the danger to pass.
User avatar #114 to #6 - dawggz (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh dear I didn't know you can English...

I mean, radda radda radda radda !
#233 to #114 - schnizel (02/05/2013) [-]
I learned English from porn.
I learned English from porn.
User avatar #3 to #1 - sidathon (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, i just had 2 3/4 day gaps and they were a couple of the best faps I've ever had... of course if you're going to have sex it's best tor work it continuously so you don't shoot your load immediately.
#43 to #3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/04/2013) [-]
Explain.
#54 to #43 - sidathon (02/04/2013) [-]
Well, if you leave it for long (more than a week) you'll find it incredibly easy to be turned on and once you start fapping/having sex you will almost certainly ejaculate within a 10-40 secs (speaking from experience).

On the other hand (pun intended), if you continuously and furiously masturbate daily you will find that you need extra... arousal to stand your soldier to attention, and even more to fire his gun. Doing this for some time will enable you to have sex (I imagine, I'm still a kissless virgin but I assume sex has the same principles to masturbation).

Again, I say this from my own experience; others will find it easier/harder to do the same at their own pace but whatever, it's cool.
User avatar #84 to #54 - ironhidethegreat (02/04/2013) [-]
I always find it hard to finish whenever some else is "assisting" me,always,either hours or days have passed since my last fap.
User avatar #2 to #1 - milnerdk (02/04/2013) [-]
advice #2, i wish someone told me that when i first started...
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