My face the first time I masturbated. .. The first time I fapped, I couldn't even cum Now cum gets everywhere and it requires me to clean up My face the first time I masturbated The fapped couldn't even cum Now gets everywhere and it requires me to clean up
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - pyra
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(02/04/2013) [-]
The first time I fapped, I couldn't even cum

Now cum gets everywhere and it requires me to clean up
#88 to #18 - sammyjankiis
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User avatar #113 to #88 - licestr
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STOP LAUGHTING YOU CHOCOLATE FLAVORED MANDINGO!
#32 - Dap
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(02/04/2013) [-]
The first time you ejaculate
#17 - trollmobile
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(02/04/2013) [-]
i was scared ******** the first time i came <.<
i had no ******* idea what that feeling was, i thought i was gonna die, and then all that gooey **** came out and i had no idea what to do with it, so i just jizzed all over myself and had to shower it off.
it was possibly the saddest way to discover fapping, ever.
#115 to #17 - operationcomando
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Your story is so close to how mine happened its mind boggling.   
   
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Your story is so close to how mine happened its mind boggling.

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User avatar #29 to #17 - blamie
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Dude I was scared too, then I was like oh wait the next day. Spent most of my younger masturbation years jerking off to any site that came up from a google search "toon porn" was a pretty cool story.
User avatar #40 to #29 - darkvenomx
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Same here man, my first years of masturbation were fueled by Cartoon porn and boobs, just boobs, not Audrey Bitoni gangbanged, etc...just boobs. A lot of times i would masturbate in bed and just jizz in my underwear and they would be all crusty afterwards...
#222 to #40 - lolzordz
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crusty underwear
#234 - charliechambers
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(02/05/2013) [-]
MFW the first time I ejaculated.
MFW the first time I ejaculated.
#35 - foffepoffe
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(02/04/2013) [-]
My face when i fapped my first time.
My face when i fapped my first time.
#187 to #35 - withintheruins
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User avatar #82 to #35 - IncarceratedNinja
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best one yet
#55 to #35 - Yuffie
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#66 - steffenengan
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**steffenengan rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at toxic gas **
mfw first orgasm ;o
User avatar #67 to #66 - terrortaco
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Looks like you were doing it horribly right.
User avatar #68 to #67 - steffenengan
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If it doesnt hurt, youre doing it wrong.
User avatar #69 to #68 - terrortaco
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Youre always supposed to cry afterwards, the self loathing part afterwards is what makes it worth while
User avatar #70 to #69 - steffenengan
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Yup, and if your penis doesnt bleed, your not even close to doing it right.
#74 to #70 - steffenengan
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then you just (pic)
#76 to #74 - steffenengan
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AND GET PREPARED FOR A NEW ROUND
AND GET PREPARED FOR A NEW ROUND
#7 - kuechenkraft
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(02/04/2013) [-]
When was that, yesterday?
When was that, yesterday?
#81 to #7 - anon id: a0977f48
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(02/04/2013) [-]
oh.. so you where there.. o.o
User avatar #59 to #7 - julesv
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Glad you remember.
#9 to #7 - pixelpixel
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#56 - thumbmonster
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How I imagine it is the first time a guy cums
How I imagine it is the first time a guy cums
#71 to #56 - trollmobile
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it's more like this.

seriously, that **** was scary as ****.
User avatar #15 - herodan
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i remember the first time i had a wank, when i climaxed i didnt know what was happening and i thought i was gonna piss myself so i ran to the toilet with my trousers round my ankles and fell over.
#203 - TheFek
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