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I would never slow down just so she wouldn't think I'm a rapist. If she sees my as a rapist in the first place just because I walk behind her, that's her fucking mental problem.
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felixjarl ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+]
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Slow down so you can have a look at her without she noticing*
Wouldn't it make more sense to just keep going and get in front of her?
Brief story (no over dramatized fictional ending):
One time, I was walking to my car, and didn't have any time to slow down because I was running late (to eat food, because I was hungry) and this girl in front of me was listening to music on her ipod and she's swaying side to side like a fucking idiot, taking up the whole damn sidewalk. I just assume she can hear me getting closer, and i basically power walk past her and she jumps and screams as if I had just violated her. As I open the door to my car, she starts panting and it looks like she's about to start crying. You'd think I just ran over her dog or something.
Sorry for the anticlimactic ending.
One time, I was walking to my car, and didn't have any time to slow down because I was running late (to eat food, because I was hungry) and this girl in front of me was listening to music on her ipod and she's swaying side to side like a fucking idiot, taking up the whole damn sidewalk. I just assume she can hear me getting closer, and i basically power walk past her and she jumps and screams as if I had just violated her. As I open the door to my car, she starts panting and it looks like she's about to start crying. You'd think I just ran over her dog or something.
Sorry for the anticlimactic ending.
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animedudej (02/03/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at yeah, fuck you too ** hfw is actually rapist
I love the concept of there being an entire world composed of the advice animals and their species.
If it was show I'd watch the hell out of it.
If it was show I'd watch the hell out of it.
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awesomemcnugget (02/03/2013) [+]
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Not a penguin expert or anything...but why do they have fins on their backs?
But if you're following her at a constant distance, wouldn't that be more of a reason for her to think you're a rapist?
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falconxmard ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at "here comes the skank" **
Girl's face when she sees him
Girl's face when she sees him