Friday is tomorrow, be this guy.

wouldn't that also be a bit dangerous?





not as dangerous as being drunk ofc

Nah man, one of the Brothers at my school has Parkinson's and he drives himself everywhere.

I don't recall having trouble with my motor skills last time I needed to furiously take a shit

I laughed harder than I should have...

ive seen this gif may times and im actually genuinely wondering whats making robert downey jr laugh so hard :S

Why not sleep on the passenger side, then? More leg room.

Still illegal, if your in the car with your keys or a way to start the car (by yourself) you can be charged.

A drunk man was once woken in his car, tested and charged for drunk driving :l

They usually teach this in drivers Ed.

Technically yes.

Not if they're out of the ignition

Still illegal. You can't have the keys inside the car. I'm not sure about certain button start vehicles.

I think that's because you live in Canada. I live in California and you can have your keys with you, just not in the ignition, which by state law is "Intent to operate a motor vehicle"

It is.The 'intent' is overlooked and you're charged either way. Which sucks if you have no way home.

It depends on the state you're in.

Irrelevant to me, I'm Canadian.

I'm Texan.

Good for you.

Why so condescending?

Because I'm tired and could care less about the extra details. (Slightly hypocritical of me.)

Sounds to me like someone could use a hug.

Because the guy was drunk and might cause a crash

Oh alright thats better

Well he can't now

he can go to a friend that lives nearby and ask to borrow a coat-hanger.. always solves the problem

I suppose he could also try and find his keys

cause getting killed by a drunk driver in the street is natural selection

Well boy do I feel silly

That's actually pretty good. I can't wait till the new page of Romantically Apocalyptic comes out after the weekend is over.

>.>?

you're aussie too?

yes QLD