Drums

HFW

Someone should edit in an "Thanks Obama" at the end

You can almost hear him thinking: well, shit.

Just to be 100% sure...the gifs load slowly because FJ's web servers are really bogged down/crappy? Because gifs always load slow for me.
my face when having to just give up and hit the next button because this gif is taking too long...

Timpani....

Not drums, but Timpini

Percusionists have the sexiest job

Its timpanis though.

I play drums and my teacher made me learn them and in a week I was on grade 6. Its not exactly the toughest instrument..

MFW I drop my sheet music in a concert

His face when

It's fucking annoying when you have problems with your music like that, it often happens with no warning, parts you've never had any problems with.

I was ding a trombone recital in Westminster Abbey about 7 or 8 weeks ago, first piece, all lit up on the platform in front of a couple hundred people (I hate being made to be the centre of attention, just like playing music and couldn't say no to the organiser) and lo and behold, a previously flawless booklet has two of its pages stick together. I ended up turning the whole booklet over three times before the organist panicked and started without me, before I made some sort of weird sound and hand gesture before finally actually bringing my instrument to my face and getting some notes out. The wrong ones.

TL;DR I feel for this guy and he's a hundred times a greater man than me for being able to brush it off and soldier on.

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!