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#102
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dedaluminus (01/30/2013) [-]
Arnold's story is one of success, top to bottom.
>Move to another country
>Get famous for lifting weights
>Mr. Universe, Mr. Olympia like 7 times
Not done yet
>Make a shitty movie (Pumping Iron)
>Get noticed, make more movies
>Make all the money
Still not done
>Marry a girl from the Kennedy family
>Closest thing America has to royalty
>Run for governor on the incredible resume of being Kindergarten Cop and a murderous cyborg
>Win
Oh you thought I was done
>Bored after being governor
>Make more movies
You wish you could lift like Arnold lifted.
>Move to another country
>Get famous for lifting weights
>Mr. Universe, Mr. Olympia like 7 times
Not done yet
>Make a shitty movie (Pumping Iron)
>Get noticed, make more movies
>Make all the money
Still not done
>Marry a girl from the Kennedy family
>Closest thing America has to royalty
>Run for governor on the incredible resume of being Kindergarten Cop and a murderous cyborg
>Win
Oh you thought I was done
>Bored after being governor
>Make more movies
You wish you could lift like Arnold lifted.
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genasi (01/30/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go that far. All you really do is go through basic training and maybe some border patrol in the last 2 months. I went through the same thing and if I started calling myself a veteran my grampa would probably smack me with his crane while telling stories of the russian front ;)