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FightClub (01/26/2013) [-] ARE YOU SOCIALLY CHALLENGED? CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A BOY TO EXTRACT THE FLUIDS FROM YOUR RECTUM? WELL FEAR NO LONGER, FOR I SHALL BESTOW YOU WITH A GUIDE THAT WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR DILEMMAS!
1. When searching for a male, your audacity alone will not allow you to acquire him. Well, it actually depends on the male, since many are pretty damn desperate out there and would jump on ANYTHING that speaks to them and possesses a ****** . OTHERWISE, to acquire a male with utmost certainty, you must expose your breasts before his very eyes. That will allow you to gain his thick, hairy lips for your own gratification.
2. If you do not have the breasts to sufficiently coax him into doing what you desire, fear not, for the ass is just as efficient, if not more effective. Many of us prefer the ass instead.
3. Offer him a token of appreciation, such as an onion, or a large container of infected eyeballs. Men love appreciation.
4. When in doubt, pinky out.
5. Just ******* ask him. Odds are, he'll take it as swiftly as he can and deem it his luckiest moment throughout his entire life. Did i not mention that most of us are desperate?
WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT; FIGHTCLUB'S GRAND GUIDE GUARANTEED TO OBTAIN ANY MAN YOU DESIRE. NOW GO ON OUT AND GET THAT MAN TO SLOBBER ALL OVER YOUR 16 HOLES AND ENJOY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EXCLUDED FROM FOR SO LONG
1. When searching for a male, your audacity alone will not allow you to acquire him. Well, it actually depends on the male, since many are pretty damn desperate out there and would jump on ANYTHING that speaks to them and possesses a ****** . OTHERWISE, to acquire a male with utmost certainty, you must expose your breasts before his very eyes. That will allow you to gain his thick, hairy lips for your own gratification.
2. If you do not have the breasts to sufficiently coax him into doing what you desire, fear not, for the ass is just as efficient, if not more effective. Many of us prefer the ass instead.
3. Offer him a token of appreciation, such as an onion, or a large container of infected eyeballs. Men love appreciation.
4. When in doubt, pinky out.
5. Just ******* ask him. Odds are, he'll take it as swiftly as he can and deem it his luckiest moment throughout his entire life. Did i not mention that most of us are desperate?
WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT; FIGHTCLUB'S GRAND GUIDE GUARANTEED TO OBTAIN ANY MAN YOU DESIRE. NOW GO ON OUT AND GET THAT MAN TO SLOBBER ALL OVER YOUR 16 HOLES AND ENJOY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EXCLUDED FROM FOR SO LONG
#88 to #66
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augustusxxiv ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-] Aww, man, I feel ya comrade. I didn't have my first kiss till just yesterday, and boy oh boy does it feel good to get it done!
Trust me friend, it'll come, and probably not how you plan it to. But work for it, and when it does, you'll be ecstatic.
If you don't mind me askin', how old are ya friend? Cause I just got mine, and I'm 16, which is fairly late.
Trust me friend, it'll come, and probably not how you plan it to. But work for it, and when it does, you'll be ecstatic.
If you don't mind me askin', how old are ya friend? Cause I just got mine, and I'm 16, which is fairly late.
#117 to #114
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augustusxxiv ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-] Ah, we're in the same boat then. Just keep tryin, always be vigilant for opportunities, and be social. You'll find a good guy to hook up with and/or date soon enough, and most probably not when you expect it, as I pleasantly found out yesterday.
I'd say good luck, but I don't think you need it. You'll get it with charm, or with time :)
I'd say good luck, but I don't think you need it. You'll get it with charm, or with time :)
