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    #66 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply+11
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    mfw i've never been kissed
    mfw i've never been kissed
    #97 to #66 - thewitchking
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    The Witch Kings knows that feel.
    The Witch Kings knows that feel.
    #96 to #66 - FightClub
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
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    ARE YOU SOCIALLY CHALLENGED? CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A BOY TO EXTRACT THE FLUIDS FROM YOUR RECTUM? WELL FEAR NO LONGER, FOR I SHALL BESTOW YOU WITH A GUIDE THAT WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR DILEMMAS!

    1. When searching for a male, your audacity alone will not allow you to acquire him. Well, it actually depends on the male, since many are pretty damn desperate out there and would jump on ANYTHING that speaks to them and possesses a vagina. OTHERWISE, to acquire a male with utmost certainty, you must expose your breasts before his very eyes. That will allow you to gain his thick, hairy lips for your own gratification.

    2. If you do not have the breasts to sufficiently coax him into doing what you desire, fear not, for the ass is just as efficient, if not more effective. Many of us prefer the ass instead.

    3. Offer him a token of appreciation, such as an onion, or a large container of infected eyeballs. Men love appreciation.

    4. When in doubt, pinky out.

    5. Just ******* ask him. Odds are, he'll take it as swiftly as he can and deem it his luckiest moment throughout his entire life. Did i not mention that most of us are desperate?

    WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT; FIGHTCLUB'S GRAND GUIDE GUARANTEED TO OBTAIN ANY MAN YOU DESIRE. NOW GO ON OUT AND GET THAT MAN TO SLOBBER ALL OVER YOUR 16 HOLES AND ENJOY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EXCLUDED FROM FOR SO LONG
    User avatar#115 to #96 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply-1
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Aha, nice tips. I don't have much boobs or an ass, and the past two guys i've liked friendzoned me. One of them I could tell was desperate too! So that makes it a little harder on my self esteem
    #95 to #66 - Durp
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Aww don't worry! I'm 18 and I've never been kissed either. Hang in there, girl!
    #88 to #66 - augustusxxiv
    Reply+1
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Aww, man, I feel ya comrade. I didn't have my first kiss till just yesterday, and boy oh boy does it feel good to get it done!    
   
Trust me friend, it'll come, and probably not how you plan it to. But work for it, and when it does, you'll be ecstatic.    
   
If you don't mind me askin', how old are ya friend? Cause I just got mine, and I'm 16, which is fairly late.
    Aww, man, I feel ya comrade. I didn't have my first kiss till just yesterday, and boy oh boy does it feel good to get it done!

    Trust me friend, it'll come, and probably not how you plan it to. But work for it, and when it does, you'll be ecstatic.

    If you don't mind me askin', how old are ya friend? Cause I just got mine, and I'm 16, which is fairly late.
    User avatar#114 to #88 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply+1
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    I'm sixteen as well.
    User avatar#117 to #114 - augustusxxiv
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Ah, we're in the same boat then. Just keep tryin, always be vigilant for opportunities, and be social. You'll find a good guy to hook up with and/or date soon enough, and most probably not when you expect it, as I pleasantly found out yesterday.

    I'd say good luck, but I don't think you need it. You'll get it with charm, or with time :)
    #72 to #66 - sidathe
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Srsly? What does it feel to never been kissed?
    User avatar#74 to #72 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply+3
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    like you're ugly and stupid and weird. it's very lonely and depressing. ._.
    User avatar#85 to #74 - trimageryan
    Reply+1
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    ....Well I still love you :D
    #116 to #85 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply+1
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Thanks man
    Thanks man
    #118 to #116 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (01/27/2013)[-]
    <3
    <3
    #79 to #74 - opjoopie
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    Let me just give you one tip mister.. PedoBearFTW.. Taking pedo bear as an example.. Does not guarantee a win..
    Let me just give you one tip mister.. PedoBearFTW.. Taking pedo bear as an example.. Does not guarantee a win..
    User avatar#81 to #79 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply+1
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    *ma'am. and yeah i realize this was a stupid username idea haha
    #82 to #81 - opjoopie
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    In this particular situation.. A bit..
    In this particular situation.. A bit..
    #77 to #74 - sidathe
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    You poor thing. I'm pretty sure you're not ugly dood.
    User avatar#80 to #77 - PedoBearFTW
    Reply0
    (01/26/2013)[-]
    I'd say I'm average looking. I'm not fat or anything so that's good lol
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