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Hope nobody interpreted my statement wrong...

Why do you expect that they don't?

Maybe because evolution means passing on genes to the next generation and not just changing whenever there are needs that must be addressed? The Galapagos islands are the best example of this. Flocks of finches would somehow get to the other island. The ones with beaks most fitting to get food passed on their genes until all the finches on one island had a stronger beak for cracking nuts, and all the finches on another were more suited to eating bugs.

The details aren't necessarily important..

Evolution doesn't go forward, it's like a tree growing and branching, I am very well aware of that.

Well when you ask why people don't seem to know what evolution is and the post is clearly titled wrong... Well that makes one wonder.

I see your dancing american and raise you one Feelward.

Here, take this.

You may have need of this in the future.

Aaaand a comic in return.

I see your comic and raise you one fuck.

I see your fuck and raise you one Charikrom.

I see your Charikrom and raise you Stan flipping off his family.

I see your Stan flipping his family and raise you one trauma.

I see your trauma and raise you my response to said trauma

I see your reaction to said trauma and raise you one cure to said trauma.

I see your cure and raise you Daniel Tosh having a tea party with a little girl.

I see your teaparty and raise you one Ted Danson AKA John Becker.

(Great show) I see your Ted Danson/Becker and raise you a hypocrite

(Watched it all. TWICE. Would watch again. ALL OF IT. Twice.

I see your hypocrite and raise you one Dick.

(Oh you sonuvabitch, this has been leading up to this the entire time hasn't it?)
I see your Dick and raise you the black knight being a fool.

(Actually it just came to my mind.)

I see your black knight being a fool and raise you one protesting canadian.

I see your America's finest dancing on a pole, and I raise you SPIDERMAN!