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User avatar #61 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/26/2013) [-]
Someone... Put your dick in it's mouth...
User avatar #57 - crazyolitis (01/24/2013) [-]
Stick yur dick in it.
#56 - unworldlypath (01/24/2013) [-]
hi my name's steve-o and welcome to jackass
#54 - mrblacksmoke (01/24/2013) [-]
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#53 - graydiggy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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#50 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
I started watching The Boondocks recently.
#49 - usernameistaken (01/24/2013) [-]
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#45 - yourlifeisalie (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - faldrok (01/24/2013) [-]
The terrifying thing is that watermelons have the same density etc as a human head, and are used commonly in experiments to simulate a human head.



Imagine that was your head in the beast's jaw...
User avatar #48 to #44 - lyuun (01/24/2013) [-]
but still, i absolutely agree with you: that **** is terrifying. he went through that watermelon far too easily. he could have probably done the same to a human head, with ease. so on that account i absolutely agree with you. scary **** .
User avatar #47 to #44 - lyuun (01/24/2013) [-]
watermelons may have the same average density, but the human skull is different. it's softer than the watermelon on the inside, but the skull is far harder than a watermelon's carapace. surely you cannot claim that a watermelon's outer skin is as hard as a human skull, made of bone?
User avatar #55 to #47 - schmidthead (01/24/2013) [-]
It may be as hard as a skull, but look at it this way. You take a sharp knife, you can cut the melon fairly easy. Can't cut a skull. While not razor sharp, their 'beak' does have somewhat of a point, making this far easier to cut
#43 - faggottrousers (01/24/2013) [-]
I want to stick my erection sideways in that mouth.

I will then freeze my mini-dick, become an amazing painter, and send it bronzed to my girlfriend.
#42 - briggsil (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - tholomewsense (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - foongusamoongus (01/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, turtle, clean your face.
#36 - jaevel ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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#34 - mcpatmat (01/24/2013) [-]
Oh SNAP!
User avatar #33 - umakemelol (01/24/2013) [-]
Alligator Snapping Turtle. those things are VICIOUS *******
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