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#274
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Hawke
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(01/23/2013)
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BORN IN 98.
OMG NINE TAYS KID 4 LIEF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Dwarf
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u wot m8?
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Hawke
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u are 1 fukin cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil
gay
boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum funnyjunk website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin
gay
boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.
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aerius
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(01/23/2013)
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I beg your pardon.
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alphajunk
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(01/23/2013)
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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grrphc
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(01/23/2013)
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Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on FunnyJunk anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get ******* laid.
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thatdamnllama
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(01/23/2013)
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#361
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shisno
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(01/23/2013)
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Hi, welcome to internet.
It appears you seem to be new here.
how may i be of service?
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ragingbrony
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Calls guy newfag
doesn't recognize overused copy-pasta
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grrphc
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(01/23/2013)
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My reply is copypasta.. -__-
******* Funnyjunk...
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ragingbrony
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(01/23/2013)
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That's a really small copypasta
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Hawke
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Ha ***** scard na bc if I put my hand on him you stupid **** ill loose my career and for you infor my man i do judo and I've been doing if for about 3 years and a half years now and no one knew see my hands are weponds I touch him I can loose all my money in my pocket sorry my man I can fight I don't need other people fighting for you like you do ha and you don't belive me come to my classes up to matter a fact bring who you want I bet my master will let you come roll around with me on the mats for one day and we will see who can fight I brake wind pipes im telling you shut your mouth your running it to the wrong person
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thatoneweirdguy
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(01/23/2013)
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#311
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alphajunk
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Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of judo had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don’t think for a second that you would be browsing Funnyjunk. This is mostly a place for jobless teens that still live with their parents, and nerdy high/middle school kids that don’t have any friends. It really isn’t the place for highly-trained judo faggots to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a
troll
being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn’t that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you’re just not the Funnyjunk type. Sure, there’s a wide variety of people that browse here, but you’re far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn’t the case). Even if it were true that you’re an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best fighter. Why would That doesn’t even make sense. If you’re gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than “IM A KARATE KIDD HURR DURR”. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn’t know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty’s over. Best of luck with that… kiddo.
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roll
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(01/23/2013)
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#294
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konradkurze
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(01/23/2013)
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i hate to tell you this....
nah im happy to tell you...youre
gay
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alphajunk
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(01/23/2013)
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*You're
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konradkurze
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(01/23/2013)
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MFW your post
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alphajunk
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(01/23/2013)
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Did i do grammar errors? please,point it out
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konradkurze
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(01/23/2013)
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no i just cried about being told my grammar was wrong
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alphajunk
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(01/23/2013)
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Damn,im pawning everyone right now! Its making me want to sing!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To teach them is my real test
To rape them is my cause
I will travel across the internet
Searching far and wide
Each Funnyjunker to understand
The funny that's inside
Funnyjunker, it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Funnyjunker, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
FUNNYJUNK, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Funnyjunk, gotta rape 'em all!
Gotta RAPE 'em all
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konradkurze
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(01/23/2013)
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travelling the internet to rape men?
is this like The Ring where you climb out of the pc screen?
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alphajunk
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(01/24/2013)
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Gee man,you sure like to take **** legit.Cant even take a joke?
thumb me down,its ok
And,why the **** would i rape "men". It could be raping girls..
Hey,but its okay to be a newfag.
#599
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konradkurze
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(01/24/2013)
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not legit, .....but you said about raping all funnyjunkers....now youre saying you wont rape men
not exactly all funnyjunkers
now put on your mask Rapeman and get busy
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alphajunk
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(01/24/2013)
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I wish i could be Rapemans
You need to login to view this link
would be so ******* awesome.
"Its dangling time"
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konradkurze
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(01/24/2013)
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Rapeman and Backdoor Boy?
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Dwarf
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(01/23/2013)
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Do u evn lift, kid?
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alphajunk
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(01/23/2013)
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For you guys,who think im being seruis. Take a look at this
knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/17089-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fucking-say-about-me-you-little-bitch-ill-have-you-know-i-graduated-top-of-my-class-in-the-navy-seals-and-ive-been-involved-in-numerous-secret-raids-on-al-quaeda-and-i-have-over-300-confirmed-kills-i-am-trained-in-gorilla
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