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#66
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Digitalphear (01/23/2013) [+]
(16 replies)
I always wanted to date the presidents daughter.
Think how fucking cool that would be. You're literally dating the most powerful person in the worlds kid. Some people might think it would be terrible. "You wouldn't ever be able to be alone with her or do anything sexual with her" Pfh, fuck that. I wouldn't need to have sex with her, I have my trusty right hand at all times. Think of the fucking power and prestige you would have. At school, you'd be a god. You'd be walking down the hall "Dude, that kid is boning the presidents daughter". Of course you're not really giving it to her but they don't know that. Then, you'd be chillin in the fucking White House. THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE NIGGA! It has literally everything you could ever imagine. I heard the Fountain of Youth is in there somewhere. Also they keep Rosie O'Donnell in the basement. And then you'd literally have security with you everywhere you go. You'd be safe from anyone. Got a bully at school? Yo guard, tase that faggot for me, will ya? Got an F on your report card? Yo guard, tase my teacher for me, will ya? Yeah, that's always been a dream of mine.
Think how fucking cool that would be. You're literally dating the most powerful person in the worlds kid. Some people might think it would be terrible. "You wouldn't ever be able to be alone with her or do anything sexual with her" Pfh, fuck that. I wouldn't need to have sex with her, I have my trusty right hand at all times. Think of the fucking power and prestige you would have. At school, you'd be a god. You'd be walking down the hall "Dude, that kid is boning the presidents daughter". Of course you're not really giving it to her but they don't know that. Then, you'd be chillin in the fucking White House. THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE NIGGA! It has literally everything you could ever imagine. I heard the Fountain of Youth is in there somewhere. Also they keep Rosie O'Donnell in the basement. And then you'd literally have security with you everywhere you go. You'd be safe from anyone. Got a bully at school? Yo guard, tase that faggot for me, will ya? Got an F on your report card? Yo guard, tase my teacher for me, will ya? Yeah, that's always been a dream of mine.
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noamk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
damn straight.
this kid is pretty fuckin' cool, if you ask me.
no one gets to ruin your mom and dad's special little moments.
they should be free to enjoy them in peace, without pictures of it winding up in newspapers all over the country.
this is 'murica.
this kid is pretty fuckin' cool, if you ask me.
no one gets to ruin your mom and dad's special little moments.
they should be free to enjoy them in peace, without pictures of it winding up in newspapers all over the country.
this is 'murica.
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N. Korean citizen (01/22/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
I relly like the face of the chocolate brother in the top left corner.
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warlike (01/23/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
MFW when the black man in the top left corner looks like Teal'c from Stargate SG1
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