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#498 - anon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/22/2013) [-]
First: I Keep My guns

Second: I **** yo bitch.

Third: Here is my argument. I serve in the USN as an HM1 (thats a Corpsman not FMF yet) I did not really grow up around guns but here is why I am going to take the *********** Obama side.
People who say "Ohhh well guns wont do **** against the National Guard and **** if the Govt Chooses to use them. For one the Military is made up of people as well, not mindless ***** who will follow orders no matter what. One example is the Russian Revolution. A company of Cossacks (who were always know to be some of the most loyal troops to the Tsar. Next to the Preobrezhensky Polk) were ordered to guard the gate to a palace outside Moscow and to shoot the protesters if they got too close. But the revolution had taken its toll on the people and soldiers alike. So the officer in charge told his men to stand down. Now that is back in 1905 (The first revolution. yes there were two, the first one created the state duma and took away some of the Tsars power) but enough on that. Fast forward to present day. With the UN and several treaties in place to keep human rights and lives safe. America is a First World Country. For one, an armed rebellion is very unlikely, second; the US would get into deep **** with NATO and the UN if it started shooting its own people and third; Just imagine the hypocrisy of the whole situation where the US says we supported freedom fighters in Libya, Syria etc. but will crush that **** at home. No. remember, being first world country also means being a giant pussy where the only thing you can really do is appease people and try not to offend anyone so as not to strain your diplomatic relations. People who say: "Well the constitution was written a long time ago and weapons changed." I say "Bitch, yes it was, the forefathers didn't anticipate the fact that we have 50 states. So I guess we should limit the number of states that are eligible for the 10th Amendment that means no pot in Cali, oregon and Washington.
#506 to #498 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #628 to #506 - coma
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/23/2013) [-]
I like the part best where you said you're trained in GORILLA WARFARE.