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User avatar #39 - kingbulbasaur (01/20/2013) [-]
Holy shit, let's start a first time seeing porn thread
I'll start
Remember when you were little, you'd wake up early in the morning on Saturdays to watch Kids WB? You remembered the entire schedule from 7 to 12 in the afternoon, what shows came on after the other. I'd been doing this for awhile, so I woke up early to watch Kids WB. The night before, my dad's friend had slept over and he slept in the living room. He wasn't there when I entered the living room so I assumed he left before I woke up. I turned on the TV to find that the it was still set to view input devices and a DVD was still playing. The first thing I saw was a girl tied to a bed with a ball - gag in her mouth. My first thought was that she was some kind of prisoner of war. So she's there, all tied up and moaning through the ball-gag when the guy whips his dick out and starts cumming on the ball-gag. I thought that he was feeding her milk through a tube type thing (I honestly didn't know it was a penis 'cause it was cut and I'm uncut. I assumed that because she was, what I thought to be, a POW, he had to feed her and keep her alive). That's my first porn story.
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