When my porn is too loud

And then some random person with another remote turns it up just to be a dick.

>Watching porn on laptop, parents in other room
>Decide to turn up the volume just a little using dial on front of computer
>Nothing happens
>Just then mom opens door starts coming towards me
>Try and close window, its frozen
>Just then volume turns WAY up, start coughing really loud to try and cover the noise
>Barely manage to pull it off, computer comes unstuck right at the last second
>MFW

Thanks to porn, I once managed to pull up my pants and close the tab in no more than two seconds.
That's when I found out how awesome adrenaline is.

**misterewan rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at Irrelevant title ** afterwards

Holy fuck. That thing just appears in his hands.

at first i thought he had a laser gun or something so i was like wtf

And then Yar died.

Number 1, let me ask you something.
If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?

i hear them calling...

Excuse me, we don't talk about season 1 of TNG.