The new iPhone

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#5 - stijnverheye (01/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)

battery life , 20 fucking seconds

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#20 to #5 - anonymousthethird (01/16/2013) [-]

20 sec? must have gotten the extended battery

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#120 to #20 - sammyjankiis (01/16/2013) [-]

u r funny

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#86 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (01/16/2013) [-]

bitch please, this fucking thing has to be excelent, therefore: own nuclear propulsion.
and remember, now that jobs isn't around anymore, things may get nicer.

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#93 to #86 - Visual (01/16/2013) [-]

>iPhone 5
>Apple Maps
>iPad Mini
>Numerous shady business scandals/deals

Yep, totally.

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#65 to #5 - michaelrosen (01/16/2013) [-]

but one fuck takes 30 minutes so 20 seconds x 30 is 600 seconds so that means you get 10 minutes in real life

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#78 to #65 - noschool (01/16/2013) [-]

> one fuck takes 30 minutes
> 20 takes 10 minutes
i know its a joke but you can't multiply minutes and seconds together so
it would be 30minx60=1,800sec
1,800x20=36,000sec
36,000seconds=600min
600minutes=10 hours

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#58 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (01/16/2013) [-]

this funny comment has such original replies.

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#105 to #5 - urfunnyman (01/16/2013) [-]

yes

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#104 to #5 - urfunnyman (01/16/2013) [-]

true

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#103 to #5 - urfunnyman (01/16/2013) [-]

^^^^^^^^^^truth

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#56 to #5 - rambochicken (01/16/2013) [-]

You've got that confused with the extended extreme edition with 32 battery attachment

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#4 - grafvodkula (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#117 to #4 - kokanium **User deleted account** (01/16/2013) [-]

¡КОКАИНУМ!

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#6 - craazywolf (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)

wow, this may actually make me buy an apple product.

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#79 to #6 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/16/2013) [-]

and do what with it?

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#2 - rhonin (01/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)

I doubt it, even in 70 years they couldn't make that before someone else did.

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#153 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (01/16/2013) [-]

I fucking read that with Houses sarcastic ass voice. Priceless.

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#76 to #2 - yamie (01/16/2013) [-]

It's already too late
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG3tLxEQEdg

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#33 to #2 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]

when i saw this i heard the music of this

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#17 to #2 - mmchase (01/16/2013) [-]

Someone has already made a phone with an attachable projector. Does that count?

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#22 to #17 - thisisspartah (01/16/2013) [-]

also phones that can be plugged into a dock and become a desktop.
i bet it will be arround in the next 10-15 years

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#84 to #22 - allioth (01/16/2013) [-]

www ubuntu com/devices/android

also ubuntu for phones (could by out by the end of the year)

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#68 - THEKILLERK ONLINE (01/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)

Someone else as already made the keyboard. Also this keyboard as been around for a few years now.

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#90 to #68 - N. Korean citizen (01/16/2013) [-]

I remember seeing that on Pimp My Ride. It used to be good but now I just think meh.

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#122 to #68 - infiniteight (01/16/2013) [-]

once they get those a bit smaller, they need to be used in phones and tablets. just have the sensor/projector as a flip out piece.

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#94 to #68 - chickenfriednegro (01/16/2013) [-]

But this one..... Is Apple.

That was sarcasm

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#92 to #68 - joshclooney (01/16/2013) [-]

www.thinkgeek.com/product/e722/?srp=1
buy it here

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#80 to #68 - goobyman ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]

they don't work shit and type many useless things, trust me, i tried it and it doesn't work very easily.

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#69 to #68 - thederpestest (01/16/2013) [-]

I saw that keyboard first time on MTV room raiders or what that show was called... Like 2005 or something. Pretty neat.

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#14 - derpypotato (01/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)

that iphone is as real as the boobs of pamela anderson

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#21 to #14 - thepastryistrue (01/16/2013) [-]

They do exist though...

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#27 to #21 - derpypotato (01/16/2013) [-]

by real i mean fake

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#28 to #27 - thepastryistrue (01/16/2013) [-]

Now everything makes sense. Real = fake. Now I get it.

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#29 to #28 - derpypotato (01/16/2013) [-]

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#43 to #14 - cjcasi (01/16/2013) [-]

her boobs does in fact exist...

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#10 - johnnyiscool (01/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Samsung has already made a projector phone. They'd make something like this and it will flop. 5 years down the road, Apple will do this, and all those sweaty nerd hipster will jizz themselves 5,000 times.

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#70 to #10 - semisane (01/16/2013) [-]

If you do something badly and a few years later someone does it well, you don't get to take credit for their work.

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#18 to #10 - grrphc (01/16/2013) [-]

Say what you want, the sleek, easy, nice, eye-appeal, and quickness is what I love about my iPhone. Sure, I can get a huge clunky android that does more, but I wouldn't even want to use those "extra" features.

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#19 to #18 - iizpurple (01/16/2013) [-]

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#25 to #19 - kevintoday (01/16/2013) [-]

If? what do you mean "if!?"

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#45 to #18 - skeetonamber (01/16/2013) [-]

go back to being dead, steve jobs

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#52 - LaBarata (01/16/2013) [-]

Lol yeah right.

That would require Apple to innovate.

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#57 - woller (01/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)

what using an Apple product feels like

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#59 to #57 - tonkkax ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]

What the fuck is this from?

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#60 to #59 - woller (01/16/2013) [-]

A 1989 French movie called Marquis
http://www .imdb .com/title/tt0097839/

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#64 to #60 - tonkkax ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]

Thank you, now i know what to avoid.

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#61 to #60 - woller (01/16/2013) [-]

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#63 to #60 - woller (01/16/2013) [-]

failed on link -,-
www.imdb.com/title/tt0097839/

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#72 to #57 - bbboy (01/16/2013) [-]

what the FUCK did i just witness?!

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#46 - ehzio (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)

So it's a On the Go, PORNO!

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#51 to #47 - pensivepangolin (01/16/2013) [-]

But apparently not his grammar.

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#121 - tumbaleele (01/16/2013) [-]

Prototype made by Siemens in 2004.

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#99 - illusiveman (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

battery life: 10 minutes.

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#151 to #99 - xtremecream (01/16/2013) [-]

more like 10 seconds..

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#131 - N. Korean citizen (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)

mozilla has some shit like that. seabird is the name. it's just a concept, but they did it before apple and that's all that counts. fuck that fruity company

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#134 to #131 - karnax (01/16/2013) [-]

>fruity
>apple

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#133 to #131 - victoriaowsnett (01/16/2013) [-]

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#149 to #131 - heartlessrobot (01/16/2013) [-]

>concept

Yeah, and I have a concept for a time machine, but that doesn't mean shit.

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#116 - kokanium **User deleted account** (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

But, will it blend?

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#127 to #116 - vanoreo (01/16/2013) [-]

>Apple
>Will it blend

How do you not blend it?

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#124 - tffan (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)

MFW When the iPhone expanded outward at first I thought it was a transformer.

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#125 to #124 - tffan (01/16/2013) [-]

Then I see the projected keyboard.

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#126 to #125 - tffan (01/16/2013) [-]

And when I thought it was all over the projected screen appears.

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#66 - carlsagouin (01/16/2013) [-]

Dat description

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#141 - yovader (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Mfw apple users are all proud that their phone can produce the image of a keyboard and desktop for 30 seconds before having to charge again.

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#75 - yamie (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Someone already made it :P

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG3tLxEQEdg

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#97 to #75 - slyve ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]

Of course someone already made it. How else could apple have gotten the idea?

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#89 to #75 - howunexpected (01/16/2013) [-]

That video made me jizz myself to Pluto.

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#81 to #75 - N. Korean citizen (01/16/2013) [-]

that's a concept fegit

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The new iPhone

Apple is only waiting for someone else to make it first.

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