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User avatar #181 - marinepenguin (01/11/2013) [-]
Just got dumped by my first girlfriend on Monday. We dated six months. Thanks for reminding me of this. I'm actually more angry about the way she broke up than actually not dating her.
#188 to #181 - nyehsquidward (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but
cool story bro
User avatar #193 to #188 - marinepenguin (01/11/2013) [-]
It's not like it wasn't at least a little related. The content was about breakups.
User avatar #232 to #193 - misticalz (01/11/2013) [-]
How'd she broke up?

My bitch of an ex sent me this ON FACEBOOK:

Her: "Hey wanna see a magic trick?"

Me: "Sure c: "

Her: "Poof! You're single"

I have no idea why she couldn't have been a nice person about it.
User avatar #233 to #232 - misticalz (01/11/2013) [-]
How'd she break up with you? ***
User avatar #235 to #233 - marinepenguin (01/11/2013) [-]
She texted me saying the classic line, "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you", and she said she felt like we were more like best friends because we wouldn't do anything physical, even though she was the one who didn't want to do anything like that. And this was after dating 6 months.
User avatar #240 to #235 - misticalz (01/11/2013) [-]
Sucks man. I was dating mine for 9 months. We were really in love though. Until she had cyber sex with a guy from the US on my Birthday. My trust level went down, and she never ever told me anything. Which made it even worse. She was texting a guy from our school constantly "Oh I love you _____" That ******* cunt was using his depression and self-harm to gain access to her. She was a self harming, anorexic, person too, so she had this ******* soft spot for it. That made it even more worse. I had no trust for her. and it was all her fault. I still feel like **** most of the time and I used to have depression a couple months ago. I still think I do have it. but it's a lot less. ;-;
User avatar #243 to #240 - marinepenguin (01/11/2013) [-]
That's worse than my situation. I have gotten over mine pretty fast and I don't feel weird about her, but I am mad about how it went down because she didn't respect me enough to tell me what was really happening. The only advice I can give you is that you should think of yourself as better for not having her around anymore. Realize that being single gives you more freedom and time with true friends that won't leave your side for anything.
#247 to #243 - tomob (01/11/2013) [-]
ill tell you my story probably not as bad as you guys but still soul crushing :( been dating this girl for year and a half or so 3 days before christmas breaks up with me. not surprised she has been acting odd around me for past month not really wanting to hang out or have sex. i introduced her to my school friends way back when we started dating they got along really well and she hung out with us a lot which was nice couldnt have asked for anything more it was perfect. the brake up went something like this we met up and she told me that she didnt feel the same way about me anymore wasnt sure how she felt towards me and was breaking up with me i still love this girl to bits so im heart broken. but anyway christmas hollidays pass and we go back to school i still have lots of feels for her. back at school she still hangs around my friends im not really sure why she is there but anyway whatever try to be friendly see how that goes dosent go well she feels awkward around me not sure why wont tell me but i dont keep trying to talk to her she just gives me one word answers. find out yesterday she is dating one of my old friends that left school this guy is a dirt bag with a silver tong he has cheated on 5 maybe 6 girls and only cares about sex she wont listen and is sure he is a nice decent guy and flat denies that he cheated on anyone even though she has only known him for a year or so. so im left here seeing the girl i love everyday but not being able to talk to her watching her float around with this asshole not knowing how badly she is going to be hurt
User avatar #248 to #247 - marinepenguin (01/11/2013) [-]
That situation is waaay worse than mine dude.. As hard as it will be, wait until she gets hurt. Then she should tell you what happened. Don't tell her, I told you so, just listen and be there for her. If she gets hurt let her know that you still care, and you want to make her feel better.
But your old friend has changed and makes her happy, be happy for her and move on as best you can.
#249 to #248 - tomob (01/11/2013) [-]
i wish i could :L she talks to my friends about this guy in front of me on and its just so horrible to hear and im trapped there listening to it because if i leave and stop hanging around with my friends i will lose them
User avatar #250 to #249 - marinepenguin (01/11/2013) [-]
If they're really your friends then walking away from something like that is understandable and you won't lose them.
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