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User avatar #111 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
You just explained the last week of my life. Curse you...
User avatar #154 to #111 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
You and me both, friend. It's a bad time now, but it won't be bad forever.
User avatar #155 to #154 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm over it emotionally. My penis has some choice words to say about it though...
User avatar #159 to #155 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I wish I was that lucky... I don't mean to be a wallowing prick or anything, but this girl was my damn dream girl. We dated for two and a half months and the first month was fantastic, but for the last month and a half, she started backing away from me because I got accepted to college in New York and we live in Illinois (I'm a senior, she's a sophomore). I asked her why she wasn't being as affectionate and she said she lost attraction for me and dumped me about a week ago. Still feel like shit and no amount of porn can fix it for me. I've tried.
Sorry for long read.
User avatar #163 to #159 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
That's oddly similar to how my girlfriend and I broke up. Don't worry, college will be like a sea of women.
User avatar #164 to #163 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt it at all. It still is another seven months before I ship out to NY, though, and I'm at an all-guys high school. My female contact is very limited and I want to have fun senior year, y'know?
User avatar #168 to #164 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that does sound really inconvenient. There wouldn't happen to be an all girls school nearby? I'm sure with the right level of crossdressing you could infiltrate it.
User avatar #173 to #168 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, and there's a public school by my house with 5,000 kids (the school where my now-ex goes), but I unfortunately still cannot get over her. It isn't because I'm not trying, but I actually had to chase her for a few months and when I got the opportunity to date her, it was great. If she found feelings for me, whether I was here or in NY, I'd take her back no questions asked.
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