It all makes sense now. Read the tags.. looks like i have to dump my "infomercials" folder... i Love You
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#37 - casadue
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looks like i have to dump my "infomercials" folder...
looks like i have to dump my "infomercials" folder...
#48 to #37 - casadue
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#40 to #37 - casadue
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User avatar #133 to #40 - zzforrest
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I do that all the ****** time. Don't trust me with a milk jug.
#139 to #37 - mupps
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Don't forget this one.
Don't forget this one.
#39 to #37 - casadue
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#43 to #37 - casadue
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#57 to #37 - casadue
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#45 to #37 - casadue
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User avatar #151 to #45 - cardanbar
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alright, you have to be pretty ******* stupid to do this
#62 to #37 - casadue
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#63 to #37 - casadue
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User avatar #132 to #63 - whosaidwut
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this commercial is on practically every commercial break for any station i watch regularly

it's frustrating

it legitimately makes me angry. who in the hell starts cleaning out their ears and tries to scrub the outer rim of their brain while they're at it?
GOTTA GET DAT SUMBITCH IN THERE DEEP!
Spin it near your ear drum. don't try to drill *into* your eardrum. it would seriously be tempting to slap this dudes ears while he's cleaning them with a q-tip.
#68 to #37 - casadue
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#69 to #37 - casadue
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#85 to #69 - cactuscheese
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#65 to #37 - casadue
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Is nothing easy?
Is nothing easy?
#61 to #37 - casadue
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#75 to #61 - mrblacksmoke
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Lost my **** to this.
Lost my **** to this.
#93 to #75 - inathecold
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#53 to #37 - casadue
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this is one of my favourites
this is one of my favourites
#135 to #37 - hitlerlikeslemons
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Saw this in the comments a while back.
Saw this in the comments a while back.
#58 to #37 - casadue
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#81 to #58 - cobaltlumi
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I laughed way too hard at this
#195 to #58 - anon id: 49ff3da2
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makes me wonder what this could possibly be for...

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING?! THEN I HAVE A NEW THING FOR YOU AND IT'S CALLED PATIENCE! WITH PATIENCE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS WAIT FOR ONE PLATE TO FINISH COOKING, THEN COOK THE OTHER PLATE WITHOUT MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A MORON!
#66 to #37 - casadue
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#41 to #37 - casadue
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#84 to #41 - lovetolmao
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It's not like knives exist or anything.
It's not like knives exist or anything.
User avatar #77 to #41 - kyomaru
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I still wanna know what this one is about. Why would you be cutting a loaf of bread with a door stop?
#90 to #77 - Snookbone
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User avatar #110 to #77 - hemming
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I think it's just a spoof of how retarded infomercials can be...
User avatar #161 to #77 - YoDawgIHeardU
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it's for a knife sharpener. "are you tired of dull knives? it's like cutting bread with a door stop"
#129 to #41 - anon id: 03d090e8
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NZ ad, "Without our knife, you might as well be doing this! Introducing the Bread cutter thing!"
#64 to #37 - casadue
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#60 to #37 - casadue
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#134 to #52 - cptdisneyland
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Gee why does this keep happening with my tupperware?
#38 to #37 - casadue
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#78 to #38 - mrblacksmoke
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Take this.
Take this.
User avatar #159 to #78 - theangryrussian
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I remember posting this on my old account, captainwut... some jackass reposted it and made front page. I got 63 thumbs.
#203 to #159 - mrblacksmoke
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And... you're surprised? Welcome to FJ.
#91 to #38 - rhinno
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I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thank you.
I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thank you.
User avatar #160 to #38 - theangryrussian
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entire thread= saved
User avatar #71 to #38 - frolacosta
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Oh god, this is the best GIF thread I've ever seen!
#142 to #71 - tehphire
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I think I just quadrupled the size of my favorites section
User avatar #229 to #142 - frolacosta
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I just favorited the first so I could come back and see them all
#124 to #71 - thesocalledcats
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mfw
User avatar #76 to #38 - captainkrobin
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This is not good for my ocd...
User avatar #83 to #38 - cobaltlumi
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I need more!
#73 to #38 - lovetolmao
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I didn't think I would laugh as hard as I did at this thread. You win, sir.
#72 to #38 - anon id: a7c83e98
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Oh god this entire thread had me in tears.
#55 to #37 - casadue
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User avatar #126 to #55 - zaxzwim
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oh ghee that wouldn't happen if you weren't a ******* idiot
#47 to #37 - casadue
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#54 to #37 - casadue
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#44 to #37 - casadue
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User avatar #154 to #44 - theugandanhero
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Put this **** on morbid, asshole.
(Joking around but still, who the **** does that to a keyboard)
User avatar #157 to #154 - dzeusas
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the informercial kinda people
#56 to #37 - casadue
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#50 to #37 - casadue
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#98 to #50 - pizzamenz
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#113 to #97 - pizzamenz
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I could do this all day
I could do this all day
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User avatar #206 to #113 - stripey
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please don't.
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#127 to #119 - pizzamenz
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affaaf,mnsdlncss,.dmnc.askcn.kaenc. ac n.kwne ckjawnfc.wndc.kWN, C.,A C.,DCN A.ENVCAE,.VNA,.DVASD,VNSAD,.VNSASMDVN.WMNW   I want a sea of red!!     
   
OMG!!! Americans are skinny   
   
Africans are rich and fat!   
   
CHINESE DRINK VODKA!!!   
   
RUSSIANS NEVER DO ANYTHING  FUNNY!!   
   
aw;ojefcv;laml;msd.dxcmszs      
   
4CHAN IS LAME      9GAG IS VERY FUNNY   
   
#CUT FOR BIEGER!!!         
   
   
   
   
   
   
COME ON I NEED RED THUMBS!!!     
   
P.S. I don't actually believe pathetic trash above this formal sentence.
affaaf,mnsdlncss,.dmnc.askcn.kaenc. ac n.kwne ckjawnfc.wndc.kWN, C.,A C.,DCN A.ENVCAE,.VNA,.DVASD,VNSAD,.VNSASMDVN.WMNW I want a sea of red!!

OMG!!! Americans are skinny

Africans are rich and fat!

CHINESE DRINK VODKA!!!

RUSSIANS NEVER DO ANYTHING FUNNY!!

aw;ojefcv;laml;msd.dxcmszs

4CHAN IS LAME 9GAG IS VERY FUNNY

#CUT FOR BIEGER!!!






COME ON I NEED RED THUMBS!!!

P.S. I don't actually believe pathetic trash above this formal sentence.
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op
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faggot
faggot
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#128 to #37 - creepyunclebob
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This whole thing is ******* incredible.
#59 to #37 - casadue
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#67 to #37 - casadue
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User avatar #82 to #67 - Mebeshe
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**** you. This is a legitimate problem. Plastic wrap is made from Satan's spunk.
#12 - maddboiy
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just if anyone wants it   
   
don't ask me why i have it
just if anyone wants it

don't ask me why i have it
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i wanted. thank you
#18 to #16 - maddboiy
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you're welcome
you're welcome
User avatar #27 to #18 - robbiemcbiscuit
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i was scrooling back up from the comments when that gif loaded, i **** myself.
#31 to #27 - maddboiy
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el problemo?
el problemo?
#86 to #12 - ultrarobbie
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User avatar #87 to #12 - sidedoor
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WHAT IS THAT? JESUS
User avatar #182 to #12 - stoffanator
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has science gone too far
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User avatar #140 to #121 - AccWasLost
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Oh my god I've watched this gif like 20 times and I just now realized that I have the exact same bowl.
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#172 to #121 - brayburn
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User avatar #175 to #172 - feraltoast
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I've been staring at this for a while and I can't find anything that could have possibly made her upset.
Except maybe the vegetables.
#143 to #121 - danbonifant
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This never gets old..
This never gets old..
#171 to #143 - speedyangel
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#88 - douchebuttt
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#168 to #88 - iamnotacleverman
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**iamnotacleverman rolled a random image posted in comment #2374951 at FJ RPG ** why do I find this so funny
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User avatar #141 to #116 - theugandanhero
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PUT YOUR ******* HAIR IN A PONYTAIL BITCH ITS NOT THAT ******* HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAGHEAFAGAHGHAGHHGAHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #163 to #141 - someoneforamoment
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even easier, tuck it all behind the shoulders.
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User avatar #136 to #36 - wyrddarcnyzz
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He then died, as the razor sharp edge of the out-of-control measuring tape had literally cut him to pieces.
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