amazing 16bit swamp gif

It's beautiful......................until.....................................AV AST ANTIVIRUS HAS NOTIC- "BLARGHHGHEGHARRHAAG GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

made me laugh

just as i set my volume at 100 someone messaged me on facebook!

I hear the rain! Oh....it's actually raining outside...

thats actually your CPU fan

2/3

3/3

Kof 99
dam good stuff sir

that one is from the king of fighters '99 game

Still a fruit booter.

back in his day fruit booting made you a pretty cool dude.

Yeah, I was just being ridiculous.

What is "fruit booting"?

It's a insulting term for people that roller blade or roller skate. It came from the skateboard and bmx community, because they are obviously really cool people, and they think roller skaters/bladers are stupid. It implies that, since they roller blade/skate, they are "fruits" or gay people, as the sport that is roller skating seems rather flamboyant to the extremely cool skateboarders and bmxers when compared to their sport.

I'm joking when I call him a fruit booter, of course. I was more making fun of skateboarders and bmxers.

I'm a skateboarder, and I envy rollerbladers with that skill, there used to be guys I knew that went to the skatepark, they both rollerblade, who would go up the half-pipe, and push themselves off the wall in front of it. Try that on the skateboard, you can't do it.

I can't do shit on a skateboard.

I hardly can now, haven't touched it in years.

Still better than a god damn mother fucking scooterers, they are the scum of this planet

excuse the unnecessary "a" please

That was smooth and chilled as fuck, thank you good sir!

What is it about the combination of all these things that is so freaking intoxicating.

As ever, a good combination my good chum.

Thank you! I was trying to remember the song that was posted in the comments in the original. THUMBS!!

Good thing I favorited it then!

That's glorious.

I love how shes like "You know what? Stairs. Stairs sounds good".

Can you not?

Hilarious, but also Dem Asses. The hell are those cheeks from?

Slivers, Elves, and Zombies were my main decks

Magic The Gathering.
Got your back bro ;)

i have a very sexy golem token deck, and i understand your reference

Ive got 3 decks that I love so much.
A Krenko goblin overrun deck
a Jace discard deck
and a Vraska deathtouch deck
I also came and started farting when I found a nicol Bolas in a random Mtg 2013 booster pack the other day

Except for blue. Screw blue.

Tap two blue. No you dont.

Not to Emrakul you don't

Tap two more blue. Yes i do.

FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU CANNOT SIMPLY COUNTER THE ALMIGHTY EMRAKUL, LORD OF TIME!

Tap two MORE blue. Yes I do. This is all this deck does. You either lose by running out of cards to draw or you lose by ragequit.

But I know something that you do not...I cannot be countered! Mwahahahaa

Tap one black and one blue. But you can be disintegrated.

Is that a colored spell I see? Shame...

All counters are colored. Unless they changed that since i stopped playing.

Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card...

15 colorless 15/15 flying,
cannot be countered, protection from colored spells,
when you cast it, time walk,
when it attacks you sacrifice 6 permanents.

It's the dumbest most ridiculously unnecessary card, I'm amazed they even got all that in the text box. Also, it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.

I have the perfect counter... BFM

Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15

99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.

lord of magic?

Awesome old school game.

Flashback for anyone who wants to play it, amply recommended.

Wow..I havent thought about this game for at least 15 years.
Creepy what lurks in the depths of your brain, just waiting to be brought onto daylight again.

Wat the actual fuck happened there?

I am afraid we will never know

My explanation:

This man is the Ostrich Lord, and he charged in the super market in the pursuit of a poacher who killed half his herd. He showed the black-shirt guy the picture of the poacher, only to realize that is infact the poacher. He then beats the shit outta him and rizes above the store shelves to deliver a dramatic speech to his herd of ostrich before he lets them execute the poacher.
The salesman looks like an innocent bystander, but he planned all of this.
Also, among the cereal boxes, one accidentaly has a part of Jesus's finger wrapped in instead of a toy.

I sincerely hope that that is correct

Oh god my sides

shit I never noticed it before...fuck

Amurica

That's so cool, thanks

that looks like superbrothers: swords and sorcery

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