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Magic Trick
Handkerchief and balls are for amateurs
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This man must get pussy for days when he does that to his penis
#34
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demonbunny (01/08/2013) [-]
Imagine if you were at a dinner party with this guy.
1: "Hey, Mike, you got any bread?"
2: "Yeah, it's just in the kitchen, let me gr-"
3: "Ah, ah, ah. Let me handle this."
1: "No, Steve, please. Not again."
3: "Relax, I've got it covered."
1: "No, I-"
3: "Why? What's the matter? Don't you crust me?"
1: Swear to God, that joke every fucking ti-
2: "Carl, Carl, Carl. Let him do it. If it makes him happy."
1: "It's just awful though. He's pulling bread out of his hands. How long has he has it up there? Does he just sweat it out? Are we eating baked sweat?"
2: "Come on man. Just this time."
1: "It tastes clammy though. It just ruins the whole meal."
2: "I know, I know. But he enjoys it. Just let him have his moment, he'll tire himself out, then we can go taco bell afterwards. Deal?"
1: "Okay, okay. Let's just get on with this."
3: "Okay guys, are you ready for this? Trust me, you'll loaf is."
1: "Taco Bell?"
2: "Taco Bell."
1: "Hey, Mike, you got any bread?"
2: "Yeah, it's just in the kitchen, let me gr-"
3: "Ah, ah, ah. Let me handle this."
1: "No, Steve, please. Not again."
3: "Relax, I've got it covered."
1: "No, I-"
3: "Why? What's the matter? Don't you crust me?"
1: Swear to God, that joke every fucking ti-
2: "Carl, Carl, Carl. Let him do it. If it makes him happy."
1: "It's just awful though. He's pulling bread out of his hands. How long has he has it up there? Does he just sweat it out? Are we eating baked sweat?"
2: "Come on man. Just this time."
1: "It tastes clammy though. It just ruins the whole meal."
2: "I know, I know. But he enjoys it. Just let him have his moment, he'll tire himself out, then we can go taco bell afterwards. Deal?"
1: "Okay, okay. Let's just get on with this."
3: "Okay guys, are you ready for this? Trust me, you'll loaf is."
1: "Taco Bell?"
2: "Taco Bell."
#28
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N. Korean citizen (01/08/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
yeah this guy is a scam just like chris angel but this guy uses video editing software to do the tricks
#39
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N. Korean citizen (01/08/2013) [-]
I think it's reversed and he's breaking it with his thumb and pushing it behind his back.