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#374 - Warzonebeta
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Good sir not all of us eat and then diddle ourselves, I for one eat while greasing the piston. It puts two of mans greatest pleasures in one, of course I have learned that tallyhoing my fiddle whilst enjoying a hot pepper sauce laden dish can end...quiet unpleasantly. Oh and drifting off to the lands of dreams is a hard event, but in an unfortunate twist I do not have any of the fairer sex in my contact booklet, a most dreadful thing to not be able to partake in the finest of Earth's bounty if I say.