Men falling asleep

no girls on internet, so secret is still a secret.

I think you have misunderstood that rule. The rule doesn't mean that there is no girls on the internet, but that you shouldn't treat them like you do IRL. You have no chance of fucking them anyways, so why give them special treatment? If they say something dumb, you call them out on it.

What are you talking about?

I think he was bbzz was referring to the 16th rule of the internet.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
I think he have misunderstood it, like people do with a lot of the rules, such as rule 1 and 2; "Do not mention /b/". People seem to think that they shouldn't mention /b/ ever, but it's only applied to raids. I'm sorry if I've failed in epic proportions here with what he meant.

I think you might have misread the rule

You mean 1 and 2, right? I looked it up, it's supposed to be "Do not talk about /b/"
That's what you meant, right?

No rule 16

How come?

it's a joke that's saying that everyone is a dude. Men are guys, women are guys, dogs on the internet are guys in costume. you interpret it as that we know they are girls and we act like they are treated special.

Nah, that's not the way I've heard it. I heard that that's just a misunderstanding.

Thanks for the flattery.

You bastard.

Some people get all the luck...

Fuck you, Chloe's mine.

Huh

Is it weird that i find this sexy?

If you ever find yourself on /b/, you will feel normal.

to much pron on /b/

nope

who is she?

15

There could not have been a more perfect answer to this question btw.

grace moretz

Chloe* Grace Moretz

That's not icing.

That's not a roll either.

I used to too. But now I always fall asleep with the tv on to keep m mind off of things. It has worked well for me. I just set the sleep timer so it will go off a little after I fall asleep.

That's what I have to do. Solely because without it, I stare into the darkness and talk to my inner thoughts, it usually ends up with me getting aggrivated with myself, and unable to find someone else to get mad at I just stare some more..

I feel you there bro..._

you're gonna wash the sheets eventually.

I don't have sheets on my bed, nor do I clean up. I just flip the mattress occasionally.

what the fuck

thanks for stealing my thunder faggot

its called a custard pie... you leave it where it is then clean it up in the morning.

There is a very simple solution.

Eat it.

what if he fell asleep before he jizzed?

You just try to get it all on one side of the mattress.
And avoid that side until morning.

I think you just broke something...seek help

Brool Story Co. Except there will still be some semen

Why the hell did I waste all that time watching that?

i re \watched it cause i wanted to see what the begaining was

re....related?

But if everyone on the internet is a guy... then is it still revealed?

Didn't knew?

Words to live by

Didnt help me last night. As far as my head is concerned, its still yesterday

Maybe you're doing it wrong?

Dont think so. It works most of the time. Its been hot lately in perth wa so that doesnt help

That awkward moment when it only makes you want to go for another round of fapping.

Because now women everywhere will know now we need sex to sleep every night.

Exactly! Horribly !!Unacceptable!!!

nope pretty much what I do

A wise man on Funnyjunk here in the comments section, long ago said these great words of wisdom.

"Can't sleep? Fap. Can't wake up? Fap. Problem solved."