Do want

Skoda. $20,000?

I thought it was a sword. I was unbelievably let down.

i bet you don't even have a cup holder

>Fancy as fuck weapon hider that cord store an endless amount of possible useful weapons and or drugs
>umbrella

Not saying that's what you're suppose to do, but like damn. That's like~
>gets out black padded lock leather suitcase
>ten digit code with fingerprint scan
>eye scanner and blood receiver
>opens it as smoke clears
>mint

what if they, like, made a lightsaber come out instead of an umbrella?
Rolls-Royce Phantom Menace

>buy rolls royce
>replace umbrella with sword
>????
>profit?

dodge $400.00

Whoa, you pay $400,000 for umbrella and get FREE Rolce Royce Car?

That's the best deal ever, wouldn't you guys agree?


pic unrelated, is there even a appropriate gif for posts like these?

Buy a car

For the umbrella

and inside the umbrella is a rapier for gentlemanly quarrels.

You just know OP is going to put a dildo in there.

More easy to put the umbrella on the backseat of the car.

$400,000 car it better have a fucking umbrella.

Relevent?

i dont care.

$400,000?

I sheath my umbrella with a car.